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We have one of those! Lol
So do I
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mine is just a bit bigger and well equipped with weapons of mass destruction
 
If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.”
 
We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
 
Back to being broke again! Just borrowed $370 from my dad for a new phone :( mine took a crap. Oh well. I use my phone until they are broken completely so I should be good for the next 4-6 years which is super helpful not having to worry about a phone payment when I’m looking for a flight job
 
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Back to being broke again! Just borrowed $370 from my dad for a new phone :( mine took a crap. Oh well. I use my phone until they are broken completely so I should be good for the next 4-6 years which is super helpful not having to worry about a phone payment when I’m looking for a flight job
That sucks.
 
hi all,check these out,i planted these in spring/summer,and then look up :) :cool:today pics
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It’s been on it’s last leg for awhile. It went on the perfect day though. AT&T is offering trade ins for any iPhone 8 or newer and they give you $700 off new iPhones as long as the phone just turns on and isn’t cracked
be careful with that. I traded in one a New Iphone 12 and they sent me an email 2 weeks later stating theyre evaluating the condition and will let me know what the value is.
I promptly called AT&T and told them they were about to lose a 4+ year customer. Changed their tune quickly
 
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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."


The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."
 
new subject ;) :) "TURKEY" lets see them birds tomorrow;),nope did'nt take one yet:rolleyes:
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be careful with that. I traded in one a New Iphone 12 and they sent me an email 2 weeks later stating theyre evaluating the condition and will let me know what the value is.
I promptly called AT&T and told them they were about to lase a 4+ year customer. Changed their tune quickly
Yeah they already signed that my phone is good to trade in. If they don’t I’ll call them and they will give me all my money back like they have before screwing my family over with the wifi and stuff. They know us by name now and know not to pick on us lol. I was super weary too until it was all signed
 

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