The Miracle Tank

[fishguy242]

...............MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL........

 

[Lowell Lemon]

Merry Christmas Katrina and family!

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century. We don’t read newspapers! Here, use my iPad,” she said.

I’ll tell you one thing. Neither the fly nor the iPad survived.

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[fishguy242]

HAPPY NEW YEAR...

 

[vetteguy53081]

“Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Lowell Lemon]

I don't know if I want to use that towel since it's butt is already in the water lol!

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

An elderly couple who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their den when the wife asked, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her. “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight.

“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the house.

“Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” he answered, “I have to get my teeth.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS . . . . . . .

 

[vetteguy53081]

“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Lowell Lemon]

Meals on wheels lol!