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Angry skies tonight !!

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Someone recently gave me some good advice and I thought I’d share it with my wife. I went up to her in the kitchen and I said, “You know, Honey, you should really start embracing your mistakes.” She gave me a big hug.
 
At a couple’s counseling session, the therapist said that couples these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don’t know what their wife’s favorite flower is. The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”
 
To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable
 
A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”
 
What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter

Why can’t you borrow money from leprechauns?
Because they’re always a little short
 
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Miss ya' REDBIRD ...:crying-face:
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Lumber Jill...;)
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Be well ,we'll always be here...
 
 
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Never get Old

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