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A police officer is interviewing three police trainees. He shows all three a photo of a suspect and then hides it. He asks the first man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “That’s easy! He only has one eye.” The officer says, “That’s because it’s his side profile!”
He asks the second man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “He only has one ear!” The police officer is annoyed, “What is wrong with you two? It’s his side profile!”
Extremely frustrated, the officer asks the same question to the third man who responds, “The suspect wears contact lenses.” The officer is impressed! The suspect does, indeed, wear contacts! “Good work!”
He replies, “How could you tell?” “Easy! He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!”
 
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Do they allow laughing in Hawaii or is it just a low .......ha?
 
Bob forgot about his 25th wedding anniversary and his wife was very mad about it! She said, “Bob, tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning when she woke up, she looked out her window and saw a beautifully wrapped gift in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing ever since…
 
I was watching a movie with my husband the other night on our couch. I hear my phone start buzzing and realize I left it in the kitchen. Ugh! I get up to go to the kitchen to see who could be texting me so late. It must be important. I pick up my phone and on the screen is a text from my husband that says, “Please bring the chips on your way back.”
 

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