For Miami’s sake, PBR stands for Pabst Blue Ribbon. Which is a classic light beer. Like any “good” light beer, you start with a bad beer, and then you add water. You then proceed to drink 10-20 while fist bumping with your bros while simultaneously pushing all your emotions and individualism as deep as they will go as you slowly turn into a shell of a person. After many rounds of this, you will meld with your bros and become your final form, the frat bro. Not a person so much as a part of a collective. Like an ant, you have no free will or ability to form individual ideas, just an overwhelming desire to spread your colony. Until, 4+ years later, you are spat out and left with nothing but overwhelming debt and alcoholism.
Personally I think white is more palatable to red for a newby but I'm not a wine drinker.