Trouble with my Dog

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My Dog,



üMy dog sleeps about 20 hours a day .



üHe has his food prepared for him .



üHe can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365 .



üHis meals are provided at no cost to him .



üHe visits the Dr . once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise .



üFor this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him .



üHe lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep .



üIf He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up .



üHe has his choice of luxurious places to sleep .



üHe receives these accommodations absolutely free .



üHe is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever .



üAll of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day .




I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,





Holy Mackeral, my dog is a democrat!
 
funny how only jealous republicans are posting..hahahaha..now that's funny..lol
 
My dog must be a Conservative since I make her earn her keep.


She has to sing or do tricks for treats.

She has to help clean up her toys.

She stands guard duty as we sleep at night.

She even gives the cat a bath.

:)
 
I 'm not Democrat or Republican or even liberal..
I'm a Realist...
 
funny how only jealous republicans are posting..hahahaha..now that's funny..lol


Because the Dems are worried their going to lose their power in 2010
Started with the Gov. race in VA, now Brown in Mass. - when's the last time a Republican held office in that State????

Oh my
 
If thats the case I think my new puppy is a dem. She's been to the vet three time in the three weeks we've had her. Her taking advantage of the free health care is costing me a fortune.
 
If thats the case I think my new puppy is a dem. She's been to the vet three time in the three weeks we've had her. Her taking advantage of the free health care is costing me a fortune.

The first year is the worst
 
If thats the case I think my new puppy is a dem. She's been to the vet three time in the three weeks we've had her. Her taking advantage of the free health care is costing me a fortune.


You think free health care for your dog is costing you a fortune?? Just wait until your paying for the guy down the street.

Glad Obama switched gears a bit and got off the whole healthcare kick for awhile....but it will be back
 
You left out
-Gets to lick himself without anyone batting an eye.
I go to jail every time try that
 
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