Uk cold water rock pool

[kevgib67]

So here we go guys and lady's
What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head
CLIFF

OK second one
What do you call a man with a spade in his head
DOUG


Ok 3rd one
What do you call a man with no spade in his head
DOUGLAS

4th one please do not take offence any one just Monday humar
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea
BOB

Any one wanting to share there humar on the grey cloudy Monday

Ok, I’ll play along. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the porch in front of door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall? Art

 

[Nano_Man]

Great you have been aloud to come out and play

So a man is doing his first solo parachute jump the plane climbs to the correct altitude and he hops out when he gets to his safe zone he pulls his cord nothing happens so his training kicked in go for the emergency cord and nothing happens again. At this point he is falling at a rapid speed he looks down and sees a puff of black smoke and fire rising from the ground a man in overall coming up towards him as the man got closer to the sky diver the sky diver shouts do you know anything about parachutes the man in the overalls said no do you know anything about gas boilers

 

[kevgib67]

A girl brings her boyfriend home to meet her parents for the first time. He is really nervous and sits across from his girlfriend and her parents. Their dog, named Fido, lays down at his feet. Due to his nerves he begins experiencing bad gas pains and decides to let a little out. The girl’s mother shouts out Fido! He is now feeling a little bit better and lets a little more out. The girl’s father shouts out Fido! He decides to let it all out and the girl’s mother shouts out Fido, get up before he sh*ts all over you!

 

[Nano_Man]

There was a man visiting his fancy bit at her home due to the husband been out for the night. They both moved up to the bedroom as there in the flows of passion they heard the front door getting unlocked. The man dives out the bed naked only place he can go is the bedroom window. So now he is hanging from the window sill by his finger tips. The husband comes in to the bedroom drunk he opens the window and is sick all over the man . So the man is hanging on for life by his finger tips and covered in sick and then it started raining. The husband runs to the window lifts the window up and started having a pee . So the man is hanging by his finger tips covered in sick and soaking wet and covered in pee at this point the man built up courage too look down he was 6 inches off the ground . It was a ground floor flat

 

[kevgib67]

Interesting story, my wife, a nurse, was driving to work and was behind an ambulance that had the back door open and shutting. When the ambulance hit a pot hole a cooler fell out and rolled to the side of the road. My wife pulled over and grabbed it. She opened it and there was a toe in it on ice.

 

[kevgib67]

You’re supposed to ask what she did!!

 

[Nano_Man]

You’re supposed to ask what she did!!

What did she do

 

[kevgib67]

She called a toe truck, da!

 

[Nano_Man]

She called a toe truck, da!

Good one eventually lol

 

[Nano_Man]

 

[Projects with Sam]

So here we go guys and lady's
What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head
CLIFF

OK second one
What do you call a man with a spade in his head
DOUG


Ok 3rd one
What do you call a man with no spade in his head
DOUGLAS

4th one please do not take offence any one just Monday humar
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea
BOB

Any one wanting to share there humar on the grey cloudy Monday

what do you call a girl with only one leg?
EILEEN

 

[Nano_Man]

Morning Everyone have a grate day it T

 

[Nano_Man]

Morning Everyone
I have a question for you all As you know I run some cold water native tanks
The temperature is about from 12 too15 c do you think copepod will thrive happily in theses temperatures and maybe lower. I know when you buy then from shop they are kept in fridges or am I answering my own question. Any thoughts would be appreciated

 

[Paul B]

I collect them here under the ice in the winter so I will assume they will live in your cold water tank. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

Yes, I know I am collecting amphipods here but those rocks are loaded with copepods also.

 

[Nano_Man]

I collect them here under the ice in the winter so I will assume they will live in your cold water tank. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

Yes, I know I am collecting amphipods here but those rocks are loaded with copepods also.

Thanks Paul for your information

 

[Nano_Man]

Watch this

 

[Nano_Man]

Uk native tank looks great thought I would share

 

[kevgib67]

Uk native tank looks great thought I would share

Wow really nice, beautiful colors on those cold water fish!

 

[AlexandraDreadlocksPanda]

Stop being so stingy about buying a chiller! You are taking these animals from the wild for your entertainment, the least you can do is give them the conditions they need to thrive. If you don’t have the funds for one, do the decent thing and return them to where you found them, instead of sentencing them to an early death!!!
(And yes, my tank inhabitants get the very best I can afford, temps are tightly controlled by not only a sufficient sized chiller but the whole outbuilding they’re in is air conditioned as well…)

 

[Nano_Man]

Stop being so stingy about buying a chiller! You are taking these animals from the wild for your entertainment, the least you can do is give them the conditions they need to thrive. If you don’t have the funds for one, do the decent thing and return them to where you found them, instead of sentencing them to an early death!!!
(And yes, my tank inhabitants get the very best I can afford, temps are tightly controlled by not only a sufficient sized chiller but the whole outbuilding they’re in is air conditioned as well…)

Oh nice information about your self dear member my cold water tanks are in a outside area. I have constant temperature of 12c. And for your concern the bealet Anemones are captive breed, roughly about 40 this year would you like to buy some captive bred beadlets. Also I have captive bred snake lock Anemones if you would love to buy captive bred. And I would like to make the point I have had no losses of anything in my time and that's true. Also I have kept salt water tanks since 1993 so I think I can say I have learnt a tiny bit of information and experience. Please show off your amazing cold water set ups feel free that's what this thread is for carnt wait wow. And sorry to correct you I am managing to breed everything my self apart from fish . Ie Anemones captive bred / snails /shrimps captive bred. Also setting up a area for growing on sea weeds and maybe a growing on Anemones in different stages baby's running upto adults
Also I see your from the UK people in the USA are going to think UK members are grumpy old men. This forum is full of great people from the USA and other parts of the world. And us brits like to get in with negative comments also would you like a photo of what I feed my cold water tanks just ask too many to list. Or is it really you want a Rock pool reef keepers badge you just have to ask simple and I would get on to the moderaters to let you in. Anyway you have a great day my fellow UK buddie