What would be your reefing "superlative"?

[AlyciaMarie]

One of my favorite things about graduating was senior superlatives... So, if reefing superlatives were a thing, what would yours be? Or better yet, what would you give one of our fellow community members?

Mine would be, "Most likely to leave a coral skeleton in the tank until the end of the world because 'it may come back'"

 

[AlyciaMarie]

@Gumbies R Us would be "Most likely to tag @ISpeakForTheSeas in the Hitchhiker forum."

 

[kevgib67]

@Üter most likely to post a vomit emoji if someone posts a picture of a mushroom.

 

[Gumbies R Us]

@BeanAnimal would be most likely to put bacon in his reef tank

 

[Üter]

@Üter most likely to post a vomit emoji if someone posts a picture of a mushroom.

 

[FrugalReeferJon]

Mine would be “most likely to go berserk if he/she hears someone say ‘my parameters are perfect’ “

 

[smitten with ocean life]

@kevgib67 for most likely to pickle someone

 

[JumboShrimp]

REEFER 1: "What da' heck IS dat thing!?!?!

REEFER 2: "I don't know... but better get a picture of me with it anyway..."