Which would you rather fight?

[AngryMike2016]

Would you rather fight one Justin Bieber sized duck, or one hundred duck sized Justin Biebers?

 

[Lukas75]

One Justin Bieber sized duck. 100 of anything the size of a duck would overwhelm you quickly. That having been said ducks can be mean and punting one Bieber would likely cause the rest to flee.

 

[tdlawdo]

Depends on the weapon. No weapons then if you fight the hundred then you kill two and use them as a weapon against the others.
I would choose to fight one big duck. I’d snap that neck and be able to outsmart one duck.

 

[Dimmy007]

Does the Justin Bieber size duck look like Justin Bieber. Because I would definitely fight a duck that looked like Justin Bieber.

 

[AngryMike2016]

Does the Justin Bieber size duck look like Justin Bieber. Because I would definitely fight a duck that looked like Justin Bieber.

HAHAHAHA! Nah, the duck is just the same size as Justin Bieber.

 

[bluprntguy]

Justin Bieber is just 5’-9” and 145 lbs. I think I’d take one Justin Bieber sized duck.

 

[Lukas75]

I'd like to ask an additional question if I may and possibly change my answer. Are we talking a Bieber from 10 years ago or one from today? One from 10 years ago would likely be high and possibly easy to fight a number of small ones in a small group. One from today is a little calmer, more likely to be sober and able to use tactics in a large group...

 

[Crabs McJones]

Follow up question. Would you rather go to a justin bieber concert but nobody would know you went. Or not go to the concert but have all your friends and family think you did?

 

[AngryMike2016]

I'd like to ask an additional question if I may and possibly change my answer. Are we talking a Bieber from 10 years ago or one from today? One from 10 years ago would likely be high and possibly easy to fight a number of small ones in a small group. One from today is a little calmer, more likely to be sober and able to use tactics in a large group...

Oooo, good question. I was thinking of the younger and particularly annoying Bieber, so let's go with young Bieber.

Follow up question. Would you rather go to a justin bieber concert but nobody would know you went. Or not go to the concert but have all your friends and family think you did?

This is a dreadful scenario, haha!

 

[tdlawdo]

Follow up question. Would you rather go to a justin bieber concert but nobody would know you went. Or not go to the concert but have all your friends and family think you did?

I think I will just let those hundred duck sized Bieber’s kill me before doing either of those scenarios!!

 

[Lukas75]

Oooo, good question. I was thinking of the younger and particularly annoying Bieber, so let's go with young Bieber.



This is a dreadful scenario, haha!

Then definitely 100 duck sized Bieber's. Punt one and the rest will whine and run away.

 

[Mastiffsrule]

I take Justin duck and beat the rest with him, then go to a Barry Manilow concert..

 

[Lukas75]

I take Justin duck and beat the rest with him, then go to a Barry Manilow concert..

*blink*

 

[JonoB]

Ha, I'm a youth pastor and this is my favorite kind of question to ask students. Sparks some of the longest, most heated debates. :D real important, life changing stuff :D

I'm going with the one. I almost always go with the one large duck, instead of the 100 "whatever it is". There are exceptions...

 

[cracker]

Who are we talking about? Busted Jieber? Cracking me up ! I'm callin him Busted Duck from now on !

 

[KrisReef]

Is the Bieber sized duck naturally “ill tempered” or is it sweet like Bieber?
If it’s a mean 145# duck I would rather enjoy beating a crowd of baby Beibers like Godzilla bustin’ up Tokyo than trying to dodge the flapping wing tips and bill-to-the-eye pecks of a scrappy pond scum eatting dabbler.

And thanks for posting this thread. I think about this exact kind of question every day at my job. It’s nice to get out in the open with it.

 

[Sod Buster]

I'm a farmer and fighting is still fun even though I'm 40 and it hurts a little more the next day than it did when I was a young man. One or a hundred, bring your best, cause you'll have to kill me to win. I'll start w/ the big one that I can see a punch or an opening to the jaw begin to develop. Then the rest will get the redwings punt right into the freezer. I would keep a few to overload the gizzard with corn though, I've never had that whatever its called.

 

[Johniejumbo]

Ok this needs to come back.

A duck that size would be frikin terrifying. I bet I could take it but I’m sure it would cost me. 100 6-8 lb lil Biebers may seem like a lot but I’m CERTAIN victory would only cost me a little sweat. Maybe a bruised toe or two. And the hilarious noises they would make being tossed about would be great!

 

[Mastiffsrule]

Is the Bieber sized duck naturally “ill tempered” or is it sweet like Bieber?

I think your auto spell correct kicked in. Sweet must have corrected from, “ I can’t believe this guy is Famous, give us back Eminem” :D