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Would you rather fight one Justin Bieber sized duck, or one hundred duck sized Justin Biebers?
Which would you rather fight?
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One Justin Bieber sized duck. 100 of anything the size of a duck would overwhelm you quickly. That having been said ducks can be mean and punting one Bieber would likely cause the rest to flee.
Depends on the weapon. No weapons then if you fight the hundred then you kill two and use them as a weapon against the others.
I would choose to fight one big duck. I’d snap that neck and be able to outsmart one duck.
I would choose to fight one big duck. I’d snap that neck and be able to outsmart one duck.
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HAHAHAHA! Nah, the duck is just the same size as Justin Bieber.
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Justin Bieber is just 5’-9” and 145 lbs. I think I’d take one Justin Bieber sized duck.
I'd like to ask an additional question if I may and possibly change my answer. Are we talking a Bieber from 10 years ago or one from today? One from 10 years ago would likely be high and possibly easy to fight a number of small ones in a small group. One from today is a little calmer, more likely to be sober and able to use tactics in a large group...
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Follow up question. Would you rather go to a justin bieber concert but nobody would know you went. Or not go to the concert but have all your friends and family think you did?
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Oooo, good question. I was thinking of the younger and particularly annoying Bieber, so let's go with young Bieber.
This is a dreadful scenario, haha!
I think I will just let those hundred duck sized Bieber’s kill me before doing either of those scenarios!!
Then definitely 100 duck sized Bieber's. Punt one and the rest will whine and run away.
*blink*I take Justin duck and beat the rest with him, then go to a Barry Manilow concert..
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Ha, I'm a youth pastor and this is my favorite kind of question to ask students. Sparks some of the longest, most heated debates. 
real important, life changing stuff
I'm going with the one. I almost always go with the one large duck, instead of the 100 "whatever it is". There are exceptions...
real important, life changing stuff I'm going with the one. I almost always go with the one large duck, instead of the 100 "whatever it is". There are exceptions...
Is the Bieber sized duck naturally “ill tempered” or is it sweet like Bieber?
If it’s a mean 145# duck I would rather enjoy beating a crowd of baby Beibers like Godzilla bustin’ up Tokyo than trying to dodge the flapping wing tips and bill-to-the-eye pecks of a scrappy pond scum eatting dabbler.
And thanks for posting this thread. I think about this exact kind of question every day at my job. It’s nice to get out in the open with it.
If it’s a mean 145# duck I would rather enjoy beating a crowd of baby Beibers like Godzilla bustin’ up Tokyo than trying to dodge the flapping wing tips and bill-to-the-eye pecks of a scrappy pond scum eatting dabbler.
And thanks for posting this thread. I think about this exact kind of question every day at my job. It’s nice to get out in the open with it.
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I'm a farmer and fighting is still fun even though I'm 40 and it hurts a little more the next day than it did when I was a young man. One or a hundred, bring your best, cause you'll have to kill me to win. I'll start w/ the big one that I can see a punch or an opening to the jaw begin to develop. Then the rest will get the redwings punt right into the freezer. I would keep a few to overload the gizzard with corn though, I've never had that whatever its called.
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Ok this needs to come back.
A duck that size would be frikin terrifying. I bet I could take it but I’m sure it would cost me. 100 6-8 lb lil Biebers may seem like a lot but I’m CERTAIN victory would only cost me a little sweat. Maybe a bruised toe or two. And the hilarious noises they would make being tossed about would be great!
A duck that size would be frikin terrifying. I bet I could take it but I’m sure it would cost me. 100 6-8 lb lil Biebers may seem like a lot but I’m CERTAIN victory would only cost me a little sweat. Maybe a bruised toe or two. And the hilarious noises they would make being tossed about would be great!
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