Best one liners or quotes MOD MONITORED

[Chompers]

of course:
"do onto others as you would have others do unto you"

"Do unto others, and then split." ~ Brother Dave Gardner

 

[Chompers]

Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.

 

[Chompers]

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

The early worm is for the birds.

 

[Troylee]

War does not determine who is right but who is left....

 

[secretreefer]

"use it or lose it"

 

[secretreefer]

"move your meat, you lose your seat"

 

[Russellaqua]

"Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking your enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu The Art of War

This follows from making a point about how one should not obliterate their enemies, but it can also be regarded as a plea for negotiation and temperance. Good advice even in business and relationships.

 

[secretreefer]

i like that one! hey so far thanks for playing nice everyone!

 

[Onedesign1]

-You've been weighed, measured, and found wanting.

 

[secretreefer]

I think we've all used this in our college years...

"Good from far but...far from good"

 

[xmetalfan99]

I think we've all used this in our college years...

"Good from far but...far from good"

"2 bagger"

"C's get degrees" and in some cases "D's get degrees"

 

[falconerr]

My dad always used to tell me as a kid son
If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

Sent from my DROID BIONIC

 

[Chompers]

i like that one! hey so far thanks for playing nice everyone!

Them's is fightin' words...

 

[Aquaph8]

My favorite was always: Does a bear_____in the woods. You fill in the blank

 

[reeferman]

as my 11 year old put it "the good die young because the bad kill them!"

 

[AcroholicReefer]

We don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our ocean

 

[Onedesign1]

My favorite was always: Does a bear_____in the woods. You fill in the blank

or...is a frogs butt water tight?

 

[Troylee]

Keep the change ya filthy animal...

 

[Chompers]

I hear voices and they don't like you.

 

[Troylee]

I do what the voices in my head tell me to...