Best one liners or quotes MOD MONITORED

[Troylee]

It's not a bib the old lady put my cape on backwards... Ahahahahah love that one on baby bibs..

 

[Paul_N]

" Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do..."

- Voltaire

 

[Troylee]

Innocent until proven guilty... Buhahahahahahah

 

[Onedesign1]

Winning...duh!

 

[secretreefer]

"we're all winners" ??????????????? :squigglemouth:

 

[Troylee]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways????

 

[secretreefer]

happy wife means happy life ????:squigglemouth:

 

[Onedesign1]

you don't wanna lick that cat twice do you????

 

[bct15]

If con is the opposite of pro, congress must be the opposite of progress.

Why is Braille on a drive up ATM?

 

[secretreefer]

if con is the opposite of pro, congress must be the opposite of progress.

Why is braille on a drive up atm?

lmfoooooooo!!!!!

 

[KLR]

"Mistakes are just proof that you're trying."

"Why do they call things you send by ship "cargo" and things you send
by cars "shipments"?"

 

[AcroholicReefer]

you can take the player from the game but not the game from the player.

 

[Onedesign1]

"There's no I in Team!"

"Yeah, well there's no we either"

- Jerry McGuire?

 

[Reef Pets]

Its better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are stupid, rather than open it and releave all doubt.

Put your brain in gear before putting your mouth in motion

 

[Reef Pets]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

 

[dedubya]

I can promise you cookies and milk, but if the oven is broke your just gonna get milk

 

[Paintguy 209]

Here's one.......Common sense is free, although some people can't afford it!!

 

[Paintguy 209]

Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today....James Dean!

 

[secretreefer]

"whatcha gonna do when they come for you" LOL

 

[GR808]

this is what I tell my kids...
"Pay attention.............. it won't cost you anything"