Best one liners or quotes MOD MONITORED

[Troylee]

I let my haters be my motivators... Haha... That's a great one I just Saw on a commercial for a new movie..1smile1

 

[PR_Reefers]

Here's a couple ponderisms I like...

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

When valuing corals, the best way to know for sure one is more expensive let them come in contact if one dies it was the expensive one.




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[secretreefer]

watch what you say, you never know who knows who....

 

[Chompers]

I hear voices and they don't like you.




(I may have already posted that one.)

 

[Troylee]

If you keep staring I might do a trick... Ahahahah

 

[secretreefer]

Bricks don't hit back....Bruce Lee

 

[harlequinreefer]

If it was a snake it would have bit you

 

[robharold]

My favorite was always: Does a bear_____in the woods. You fill in the blank

Does a 1 legged duck swim in a circle?


man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

 

[secretreefer]

"You never know until you try" -- one i'm using recently.