Here's a couple ponderisms I like...
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
When valuing corals, the best way to know for sure one is more expensive let them come in contact if one dies it was the expensive one.
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