You’ll break a hip
Way too late for that. The first hip replacement was 1986. They replaced the replacement in 2000.
Funny thing is mid range homes in our area seem to be going up in value. Homes are selling in less then a week after being listed.
Ours too. Finally. We took a huge hit in 2008 but now could easily sell for 3x what we owe. Now if it just keeps going up, I may get to retire some day!!!