Twas' 2 weeks before xmas,
Oh merry me.
My current girlfriend demands a tree.
With all my joy, acting coy,
asked what's in it for this good boy?
She turns to me,
smiles with glee,
turn that tank into a xmas tree!
Her actions deranged,
words were exchanged
my livingroom was soon rearranged.
Goodbye lagoon,
I'll be over you soon,
that setup was gone before noon.
A month has passed,
I've politely asked,
this tank came mighty fast.
Oh merry me.
My current girlfriend demands a tree.
With all my joy, acting coy,
asked what's in it for this good boy?
She turns to me,
smiles with glee,
turn that tank into a xmas tree!
Her actions deranged,
words were exchanged
my livingroom was soon rearranged.
Goodbye lagoon,
I'll be over you soon,
that setup was gone before noon.
A month has passed,
I've politely asked,
this tank came mighty fast.