Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
They got my blood test wrong. It was for some other person. Abbie Normal, I think it was.
The neurologist is sending me to a hematologist. They have no clue but looked very concerned. Once again I am sent away knowing nothing and pondering my ultimate fate. Come back in 3 months. Have a nice day.
Which has been going on since 2014. And you wonder why I am a bit strange at times.
I think I will donate my body to science. These people need to figure out some stuff. I am going to haunt them until they do.