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A police officer is interviewing three police trainees. He shows all three a photo of a suspect and then hides it. He asks the first man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “That’s easy! He only has one eye.” The officer says, “That’s because it’s his side profile!”
He asks the second man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “He only has one ear!” The police officer is annoyed, “What is wrong with you two? It’s his side profile!”
Extremely frustrated, the officer asks the same question to the third man who responds, “The suspect wears contact lenses.” The officer is impressed! The suspect does, indeed, wear contacts! “Good work!”
He replies, “How could you tell?” “Easy! He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!”
 
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He started turning on the bathroom faucets about a year ago to drink. Not bad if he would only turn them off when done drinking. I fixed the faucets in one of the bathrooms by putting “O” rings between the stems and the handles making them harder to turn. Still need to do this bathroom. We have to keep the bathroom doors closed when we go out or to bed or else he leaves the water running.
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He started turning on the bathroom faucets about a year ago to drink. Not bad if he would only turn them off when done drinking. I fixed the faucets in one of the bathrooms by putting “O” rings between the stems and the handles making them harder to turn. Still need to do this bathroom. We have to keep the bathroom doors closed when we go out or to bed or else he leaves the water running.
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That is too funny! We leave our back door slightly cracked because our husky will pound on the door to get in otherwise. She jumps up and pushes on the knob now, and it looks like she's turning the knob. Same thing...she doesn't close it! Half the time, I'm in my office working away and will realize I'm suddenly freezing...well, no wonder, it's 15 degrees outside and the back door is wide open! It's hilarious when people see her do it...."did your dog just open that door?!" ;Hilarious
 
Good morning. The harsh reality of a 5-day work week is exhausting!

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Good Morning! The short turn around is brutal. I am chugging coffee this morning trying to stay awake. It should be a beautiful day here. It's 12 right now and it should be a nice sunny day with no snow. Have a great day and stay safe!
 
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Want to make a funny video? Give an old guy with Parkinson's a bottle of superglue and tell him to glue the tiny thing in the hole.
Oops one of my fingers is stuck to the keyboard. Good thing it is wireless.
 
MAIL CALL!
Got some goodies in the mail today. For some strange reason, Amazon sent TWO Phosphate checkers and I was only charged for one of them.
First one of you who guesses the number ( between 1&10) gets it sent to them for free. No strings attached!
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He started turning on the bathroom faucets about a year ago to drink. Not bad if he would only turn them off when done drinking. I fixed the faucets in one of the bathrooms by putting “O” rings between the stems and the handles making them harder to turn. Still need to do this bathroom. We have to keep the bathroom doors closed when we go out or to bed or else he leaves the water running.
D2CA605E-D250-43B5-B267-D0781350CAFB.jpeg
you need faucets that time out after 30 seconds
 
MAIL CALL!
Got some goodies in the mail today. For some strange reason, Amazon sent TWO Phosphate checkers and I was only charged for one of them.
First one of you who guesses the number ( between 1&10) gets it sent to them for free. No strings attached!
5C474EDA-28CD-410F-A702-8DB5821BB2A1.jpeg
I used API tests for 10 years and I have used Salifert for about 2. So maybe in 8 more years I will be ready for those doodads.
 
A police officer is interviewing three police trainees. He shows all three a photo of a suspect and then hides it. He asks the first man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “That’s easy! He only has one eye.” The officer says, “That’s because it’s his side profile!”
He asks the second man, “This is your suspect, how will you recognize him?” The man says, “He only has one ear!” The police officer is annoyed, “What is wrong with you two? It’s his side profile!”
Extremely frustrated, the officer asks the same question to the third man who responds, “The suspect wears contact lenses.” The officer is impressed! The suspect does, indeed, wear contacts! “Good work!”
He replies, “How could you tell?” “Easy! He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!”
need that one this morning.:)
 

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