i just woke up jokes.

im hoping r2r and bazooka sign a contract and put these jokes on the wrapper. (then send me some free frags for my hard work :D )
 
A man calls 411 and asks the operator the number to a store that sells dendrophilia. The lady replies, why would you want to make love to a tree, let alone want to want to make love to a tree? The man hangs up and googles dendrophilia only to have nervous flatulence.
 
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Cheese-cans McGee asks, "what kind of salt do I need for my 10 gallon?"
Bainsley answer, "one small box."
Cheese-can then queries, "what kind of pumps do I need?"
Bainsley replies, "this one."
Cheese-cans asks "what kind of sand should I use."
Bainsley squats, than shows him the bag he uses.
Cheese-cans asks, "what is a good protein skimmer?"
Bainsley starts getting antsy, as the rash from the evaporated salt he rubbed against gets worse and replies, "all of them!"
Cheese-cans asks," how many watts per gallon?"
Bainsley states, "Well you have already exceeded the what's per gallon, your burning me up kid."
 
Welcome to SouthTang Airlines. Please put your cryptoCarry-ons in the overhead compartment. In of an emergency, water bowl masks plumbed into a mangrove sump will keep your head wet long enough to jump out the window...back into the ocean where you can swim like the poor fish. We wibe showing the horror flick deuce bigalow male gigalo. Dinner today will be emeral entree dipped in garlic. Sorry dragonettes, our pods have been depleted since the wrasse Got hired as maintanence...6 lines and he is good to go!

"Hi this is your captain, we are experiencing a drop in ph and some cyano on the glass, we may be experiencing powerhead difficulties and bubble algae...is there an emerald crab on the plane? Please...is one of you an emerald crab?"
 

WHICH FLOW PROBLEM IS HARDEST TO SOLVE IN YOUR REEF?

  • Eliminating dead spots

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • Keeping sand from blowing around

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • Balancing flow for different coral types

    Votes: 11 25.6%
  • Creating random or turbulent movement

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Finding effective pump placement

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Managing noise or vibration

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Keeping pumps hidden and accessible

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • I still feel like I’m mostly guessing

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • Other (Comment in the thread)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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