Will Milberger
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He: If corals get stressed, they die. So if I was coral, I'd be dead
She:What do corals get stressed about?
He: Current events
She: Get out
She:What do corals get stressed about?
He: Current events
She: Get out
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I used to search for shellfish on the beach until I pulled a mussel.
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Will Milberger
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Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
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Three guarantees in life:
1) Death
2) A woman will lie
3) If you find a turtle on a fence post, someone put him there
1) Death
2) A woman will lie
3) If you find a turtle on a fence post, someone put him there
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How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Because they have their own scales.
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If you can think of a better fish pun,
let minnow
let minnow
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry:
Irish. Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision
British. Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid collision
Irish. Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south ' to avoid collision.
British. This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Irish. Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course
British. THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT SHIPS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA.
Irish. THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE ....... YOUR CALL!
A nervous wreck!
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This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry:
Irish. Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision
British. Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north, to avoid collision
Irish. Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south ' to avoid collision.
British. This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Irish. Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course
British. THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT SHIPS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS FLOTILLA.
Irish. THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE ....... YOUR CALL!
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Three guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy ducks!
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What do you call a dog with no ears .....?
Anything you want he still can’t hear you !!
Anything you want he still can’t hear you !!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come when you call it!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it out for a drag!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal testicles?
SPARKY!
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come when you call it!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it out for a drag!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal testicles?
SPARKY!
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Guy walks into a hardware store and up to the clerk
Guy: I'd like to buy some 2x4s
Clerk: No problem, how long do you need them?
Guy: Oh quite some time, I'm building a shed.
Guy: I'd like to buy some 2x4s
Clerk: No problem, how long do you need them?
Guy: Oh quite some time, I'm building a shed.
What did the newbie say to the skipper?
Newbie: “Do yachts like this sink very often?”
Skipper: “No, usually it’s only once.”
The sea captain and the punk rocker
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
“What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old captain replied, “Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!
Newbie: “Do yachts like this sink very often?”
Skipper: “No, usually it’s only once.”
The sea captain and the punk rocker
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
“What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old captain replied, “Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!
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