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I don't get Sissy, Girly Man things like stuck eyelashes. I am not even sure if I have eyelashes. I only get Real Man diseases like broken legs, crushed femurs or shrapnel. And if you want to get a torn rotator cuff, don't just tear it like a girl, completely rip the thing off. Then at least you get your money's worth when some guy fixes it with a toggle bolt and maybe some re-bar. :eek:
Well when I'm your age maybe I'll have a few of those things. But for now I'm fine with my wussy eyelashes
 
I also don't even know my age. :mad:

I'm starting to have that same problem

In my mind I'd still 18, but I look in the mirror and see this old guy looking back at me.
My father once told me the years go by faster with each passing one.
 
All four of my grandparents are Irish, and on my mother's side, both could speak Gaelic (Irish), but for the life of me, I can't do the Irish Jig, even after exercising the elbow multiple times!!!


The Irish Jig
 
Well I just got on the tail end of this thread but I need a depends I'm laughing so hard....... Just kidding about the depends :p
 
My parents spoke fluent Spanish but only when discussing "adult" topics in front of us. My mom used to say a "donkey knows more than you" in Spanish until I understood what she was saying to me. Ouch.
 
I'm 100% German but I don't drink beer (actually I don't drink at all)

My only real vice is a Good cup of coffee and a pastry
 
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Just because.....lol
 
So what you're saying is that those that put milk in first before their cereal end up in prison.....makes sense! :eek::rolleyes::D

Glad to see this thread lives on!:cool:
 
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