Well when I'm your age maybe I'll have a few of those things. But for now I'm fine with my wussy eyelashesI don't get Sissy, Girly Man things like stuck eyelashes. I am not even sure if I have eyelashes. I only get Real Man diseases like broken legs, crushed femurs or shrapnel. And if you want to get a torn rotator cuff, don't just tear it like a girl, completely rip the thing off. Then at least you get your money's worth when some guy fixes it with a toggle bolt and maybe some re-bar. :eek:







