"Stewy’s Dad Sold My Tanks"
(Verse 1)
I woke up this morning, feeling so sad,
Stewy’s dad went crazy, now it's all gone bad.
He pulled the plug, shut it all down,
Sold my tanks to some dude across town!
(Chorus)
Oh no, oh why?
My corals are gone, I’m 'bout to cry!
No more reefing, no more frags,
Stewy’s dad just packed my bags!
(Verse 2)
He said,
“No more Reef2Reef, boy, you’re done!”
Took my WiFi, now I got none.
My clownfish are homeless, my tang is depressed,
Even my skimmer is full of regret!
(Bridge)
Now I’m staring at an empty stand,
Just me and my frag rack in my hand…
I whisper softly,
“SPS, I’ll miss ya,”
While crying salty tears into my pitcher.
(Final Chorus)
Oh no, oh why?
My reefing dreams just passed me by!
No more polyps, no more flow,
Stewy’s dad, how could you stoop so low?!
(Outro)
One day I’ll get my tanks back again,
Till then, I’ll just lurk R2R, my old friend…


