Success in three easy steps, says Petco

[Townes_Van_Camp]

STEP 4 When all your fish and coral die and you still have money, come on back! We'll keep selling and depositing your money in our bank account. So come on back and back and back

Hurry on back now before PetSmart buys us out....then Chewy buys them out....then Amazon buys them out

Amazon should be able to get it down to one step and a caveat.

 

[snorklr]

at least i'll get free overnight shipping on DOA fish