Speaking of smoking it, My wife takes Medical Marijuana. She has MS along with all the pain, unsteadiness and everything else that goes into it. But you don't smoke medical marijuana. It comes in a liquid, powder or pills.
She used to get it with a prescription, but that place went out of business because now it is legal to buy so we go to the dispensary to get it.
You can't get high on it for a couple of reasons. First of all it is very expensive. Like $100.00 for a small bottles of pills so a cheap bottle of liquor would be a lot cheaper if that is what you are looking for.
Anyway, I am a terrible sleeper so I sometimes use some of her powder. In this new place she bought a small bottle of liquid with an eye dropper.
I said I want to try it because I take 5 things to sleep and generally wake up at 1:00 or 2:00 am.
So I was holding the bottle with the dropper and I said :How much of this stuff should I take?:
She said : Take two of those". I thought she meant two droppers full, but she meant two drops. So I took like 20 drops.
I went to sleep and woke up about 5:00 which is fine. I was very happy.
I stretched to get ready for my morning, beach walk and got out of bed.
I immediately fell on the floor and felt like I got hit by a bus after drinking a gallon of cheap wine on an empty stomach. What happened?
I know I didn't drink so I couldn't have a hangover. Then I remembered the marijuana. I very slowly clawed my way back into bed because I couldn't walk. Not even close, and I didn't want to crawl to the living room where my wife would find my partially dead, limp body which would give her a heart attack and she would call 911 while she pounded on my chest screaming for Jesus, Mary and Josephine.
I closed my eyes for an hour until my wife got up and I asked her what happened. That's when I found out I was supposed to take two drops and not two dropper fulls.
