You are really an Old Fart and you are correct about the fish living for just a few years. Virtually all fish except in the seahorse or some smaller cardinals and gobi family live at least ten years. The majority of the rest should live into their 20s.Even hermit crabs and urchins live to ten years as I have kept them longer than that. Generally if a fish lives for a week or two, it should live it's full lifespan. Of course if you feed it flakes and pellets every day, it may have died already so turn around and look at the thing. Is it dead? The secret is live food. Feed fish live food such as worms and they will outlive you. But it is a secret so don't tell anyone. Also, all of those other problems with diseases and what not will also go away but most people resist that idea and would rather go on these disease threads with all sorts of fish ailments. I have some fish medications but I don't think I could get them out of the bottles, that's how old they are. I have some copper and some formalin, both of which look to be 30 or 40 years old. I also have some things that make the water nice fluorescent green or blue. I have some metheline blue but I even forgot what that is used for. I now use it for blue dye if I want to make something blue.There is also some green stuff. It is a beautiful color and I wish I knew what to do with it. I think I have some sulfur, but I think that was for my fresh water fish so that maybe from when Nixon was President or maybe even Eisenhower (he was after Lincoln who was the guy who got shot, no not the Pope but he was also shot) FishRoomLady. Your the Supermodel aren't you? I am not sure if I could go but I think you should go. Or maybe they all want to come here to New York. We can go boating and collecting. Maybe even SCUBA diving as I still have my stuff.Of course it would have to be on a weekday as most of my weekends are booked up. My working friends only go out on weekends but us smart people are retired so we can go anytime.