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I don't know why, but this cracked me up. I'm ready to retire, but haven't yet. I worry about those things, but even worse, still haven't figured out why when I pull my shoe laces apart that 10% of the time it results in a knot. OK, I know why, I just don't pay attention prior to pulling them apart. But, I still worry about that. I need to retire! o_O
I retired 9 years ago and would not give back one minute. If I knew retiring would be so much fun, I would have done it when I was 7. I am so busy now (in between taking pain pills) that there are not enough hours in the day.
I can't believe it when people say they are afraid to retire. It's like, you still wake up at 5:00am but all of the rest of those hours are for you to have fun. You can go boating, go to a museum, sit in your backyard and look at your feet, peruse hardware stores or Home Depot and look for stuff that you want to build, crawl under your car to fix a squeak only you can hear, stir up your fish tank, write a book, host a fund raiser, go to a fund raiser, put on deodorant, shine your shoes, play with your Grand kids, bother your wife, cook a fantastic dinner with stuffed calamari and linguini or paint a picture of a Supermodel.
Then the next day, find all new things to do. :D
Stuffed calamari over linguini
Then of course you can make 100 or so gallons of wine to go with it. :)
Or go crabbing.
This way you can freeze them to go with the turkey at Thanks giving
Sit on a beach in Montauk (Christie Brinkley lives there)
Play Santa Claus at a Children's Cancer hospital.
Or have your Grand Daughter feed your tank. It's all good
There are so many things to do. Have fun
