Tank birthday, 47+ years

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My wife went to Manhattan today to meet our five year old Grand Daughter Greta. (I put my wife on an UBER) My wife is feeling much better (I hope it lasts) and they went to the America Doll something. Greta brought her old doll to have her hair done (no really) You don't want to know how much it costs in Rockefeller Center (right near the tree) to get a "doll's" hair done. I thought the uber into the city was a little pricy, but they could have taken the Uber driver to the Caribbean and had his hair done cheaper.
Then my wife is buying Greta another American Girl doll. I hope it's hair is already done because I am already selling my house, but I don't want to get a mortgage to comb the dolls hair.
Pretty soon they will make these dolls get varicose veins and cellulite so you have to take them in for liposuction. :confused:

 
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If you are interested in what Basic training was like look up "Full Metal Jacket" and watch the Boot Camp part. The rest of the movie is also very realistic.
Hey Paul, have you seen the version of the barracks scene where they take the audio and lay it over the Santa & Elves scene of Rudoplh the Red Nosed Reindeer (the old stop-motion classic)? It's the best. I'll tag you on it on the FB
 
I wrote this a few months ago, but I just found it again and I have nothing to say about my fish because they are doing what fish normally do such as eating and pooping.

Be a Man

Last week I took my wife to California for a medical procedure and on the plane on the way home a young man sat next to me. I knew right away he was in the service because Veterans, like myself can almost always tell who served. I can pick out a combat Veteran every time which amazes my wife as many times I will approach a stranger and welcome him home.

Anyway, this young man was in the Navy. He had short hair, an American Flag on his hat and backpack, and he called me "Sir". When I come upon an older man than myself (there aren't many left) and I know he is a Vet, I also address him as Sir because that shows respect. Something lost on almost everybody today.

We started talking about his service and he told me about his basic training and was actually embarrassed that it was so easy. He told me that the drill instructors were not allowed to curse at them. They couldn't hit them, They couldn't train outside if the weather was not perfect, they could only give him 20 minutes of exercise, then had to allow them to rest and they had a card with exercises on it and that was all the exercises they could give them. He also told me when people thank him for his service, he says, he really isn't doing much, but Thank You.

If it were not for my seatbelt, I would have fallen off my chair.

He asked me about my training. I told him that in basic training we were not allowed to walk anywhere except Sunday morning. If we wanted to go three feet we had to run. After breakfast, at 4:00am we ran outside for inspection, no matter what the weather. Then we low crawled through a trench filled with soft mud for about 50 yards while drill Sargents kept screaming and stepping on the back of our heads to make sure our face was in the mud. Then we got up and ran through an obstical course before standing on line for breakfast. Three minutes was allowed for breakfast, no talking. Then you ran back to the barracks for a three minute change so you could get inspected. If you failed inspection you ran for most of the rest of the day and if you were over weight, you were put in the "Dune Platoon" which was just running all day with three other guys carrying a telephone pole. If one guy fell, the other three had to carry him, then go back for the pole. Then you got on with whatever you were going to learn for the day. Drill Sargeants had no problem hitting, kicking, punching or in some cases, breaking a leg on you. You didn't get to sue but the Army paid for the cast.

That was the Army then. The Marines did all that just to warm up.

Now, unfortunately, after talking to this fine Sailor, I feel we are turning out Snowflakes.

I hated my Drill Sargent but after a while my feelings changed dramatically and I admired the guy.

When I got to Viet Nam that training paid off because all of our fighting was in mud and there were times when that mud wasn't deep enough for me to put my face down into. I was used to the mud and it didn't bother me one bit. The enemy cursed at us while they were shooting, that also didn't bother me nor did the hot climate, snakes, scorpions, leaches, rain or anything else. That is why we trained and trained hard. We are not doing our service men and women any favors by training them like girlscouts.

Our brave fighting Men and Women deserve better and should be trained to fight, not have a bake sale. If they find themselves in combat, they should be ready and in shape.

I am sure this new training regimen is due to lawyers. I think when a lawyer gets involved in a case where we are trying to train Soldiers and not little girls we should gingerly remove that lawyer from the Army base and gently, threaten him to within an inch of his life, or make him go through Old School Basic training. Then we can get on with making Soldiers and let the lawyers stay in college.

If you are interested in what Basic training was like look up "Full Metal Jacket" and watch the Boot Camp part. The rest of the movie is also very realistic.
At least partly due to the high suicide rate the army has gone to "stress cards". No kidding. Got this from one of our new younger employees.
If the recruit is feeling to "stressed" they can throw a stress card that buys them 10 minutes to "destress" before the DI can do anything to them. ...like give them a stern talking to???
Life is easier today than it was back then. That was what we wanted, right?
So our kids could have a better life?
So easy that it is the newer standard for most kids.
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At least partly due to the high suicide rate the army has gone to "stress cards". No kidding. Got this from one of our new younger employees.
If the recruit is feeling to "stressed" they can throw a stress card that buys them 10 minutes to "destress" before the DI can do anything to them. ...like give them a stern talking to???
Life is easier today than it was back then. That was what we wanted, right?
So our kids could have a better life?
So easy that it is the newer standard for most kids.
[emoji54]

OMG. We didn't get stressed in Viet Nam..... What was there to get stressed over?
For a year we had no roof, no walls, no electricity, no food not put in a can before you were born, no days when it wasn't raining, no sleeping without waking up with rat footprints all over you, no bathrooms, or rooms, no radio, no plumbing. No cool or semi clean water, no beer, no bed, no females unless you are attracted to monkeys, no cell phones no way to call home or any place else, and certainly, no Stress Cards. :rolleyes:

Oh wait a minute. I just remembered,,,,,,,, after a firefight.......No... I made a mistake,,, still no stress cards.
What we did have was a stand down. They were great. After this battle I was in where we fought for 6 hours and lost a third of us, ( about 50) they put us in a stand down to relieve our stress. And it worked.

They took away all our weapons and threw us into this barbed wire compound. There were VietNamese girls on stages behind ten foot barbed wire singing rock music. They pushed in trailers of hot beer. There were no seats or places to sleep. Fights broke out all over the place. No one to break them up. Rumbles of all kinds. After three days of that. We were cured and we blew another clearing in the jungle and started all over again. It was a lot of fun and I wish I could go back and do it all over. :eek:

And another thing. We didn't need suicide, the enemy took care of that.
 
Just because "it's the season" and someone mentioned rudolph re-makes:
 
At least partly due to the high suicide rate the army has gone to "stress cards". No kidding. Got this from one of our new younger employees.
If the recruit is feeling to "stressed" they can throw a stress card that buys them 10 minutes to "destress" before the DI can do anything to them. ...like give them a stern talking to???
Life is easier today than it was back then. That was what we wanted, right?
So our kids could have a better life?
So easy that it is the newer standard for most kids.
[emoji54]


I was stationed at naval weapons station in Yorktown from 94-97. Really miss that area. I haven’t been back in 20 years but I keep telling my wife one day.
 
OMG. We didn't get stressed in Viet Nam..... What was there to get stressed over?
For a year we had no roof, no walls, no electricity, no food not put in a can before you were born, no days when it wasn't raining, no sleeping without waking up with rat footprints all over you, no bathrooms, or rooms, no radio, no plumbing. No cool or semi clean water, no beer, no bed, no females unless you are attracted to monkeys, no cell phones no way to call home or any place else, and certainly, no Stress Cards. :rolleyes:

Oh wait a minute. I just remembered,,,,,,,, after a firefight.......No... I made a mistake,,, still no stress cards.
What we did have was a stand down. They were great. After this battle I was in where we fought for 6 hours and lost a third of us, ( about 50) they put us in a stand down to relieve our stress. And it worked.

They took away all our weapons and threw us into this barbed wire compound. There were VietNamese girls on stages behind ten foot barbed wire singing rock music. They pushed in trailers of hot beer. There were no seats or places to sleep. Fights broke out all over the place. No one to break them up. Rumbles of all kinds. After three days of that. We were cured and we blew another clearing in the jungle and started all over again. It was a lot of fun and I wish I could go back and do it all over. :eek:

And another thing. We didn't need suicide, the enemy took care of that.
Wait a minute.. you are making it sound like war isn't as glamorous as it is made out to be in the movies. :confused:
 
Yes, it is very glamorous. I wish I was always in a war. :confused: You meet such interesting friends. :rolleyes:

 
I was hungry and got tired of eating snakes :confused:
 
He would sit on a howitzer all day and eat rats at night. :rolleyes:
 
I went out to my new condo today to check on the construction and take pictures of the beams and rafters because I will be doing a lot of modifications and it is much easier if I can see the construction before they close up the walls.
I am installing an elevator for my wife so she can get in the place which is built over the garage so it is a flight of stairs and she doesn't do stairs well due to MS.
I sent the elevator contractor there to check out the shaft which is outside behind the stairs.

I got the drawings for the elevator today so i can submit them for a permit and I noticed in the text that it says the "Elevator shaft has to be with in 60 and 90 degrees."
He must have thought I was putting this elevator in the Bahamas but here in long Island, it goes from zero to 100 degrees during the year.

I called him just now and asked him about it. He said, isn't the shaft in the building? I reminded him that he just went out there to look at it. Or did he make a mistake and go to the Bahamas?
He said "Aren't you going to heat the shaft?" I said, "No" and I am not going to heat the parking lot, sidewalk or dumpster either.

He said, then it won't work in the winter. Maybe he figured my wife only wants to leave the house in the summer and in an emergency, I can lower her down a rope.

Then on a whim I asked him if they make an oil heater for the oil resivour. He said, "I think so". Then Like DUH, can you find that out? He said no one ever asked about that before.

I mean, is it me!.
Why do I always have to work with Dut da dues. You know what a Dut da due is? Its a guy who doesn't have any idea what he is doing and just walks around going Dut da Due, Dut da due.
It's like everyone is in the Twilight zone and I am Rod Serling.
 
Today we are putting up our Christmas tree. It's the smallest tree we have ever got as we are moving and people are coming to view the house and we want them to be able to walk around without falling into baby Jesus and the sheep and all that.
I finished the outside a couple of days ago which was great because it will snow today. I didn't go as crazy as I normally do but I have to do a decent job because my Birthday is on Christmas Day and I played Santa Claws my entire life. I build all my decorations because I am not a Home Depot kind of guy and like my tank, I like my decorations to be different. I really don't like those plastic inflatable things. They were cool when they first came out, but now they are all over the place.
I built this plane, train and Jack in the box over the last 38 years. The Jack in the Box is the newest. Sadly, after Christmas I will have to get rid of all this stuff as our new condo doesn't have any place to display them.
I will put them out with a sign that says "Free" and hope someone can use them as I hate to see them go in the garbage because I put a lot of work into them. The plane which is about 4' wide has a motor for the prop that spins slow. It needs a new motor but I won't replace it this year. Not much point to that. The train "boiler" is a 20 gallon drum and it comes out to store.

Happy Holidays to everyone.









 
This reminded me of my father. He too hated store bought decorations and made his own Christmas displays for the yard. A vanishing art. Merry Christmas to Mr. & Mrs. Paul B!
 
Thanks Fin. Everything is a vanishing art. Very few people want to spend the time and with Home Depot and Amazon, it is just too easy to order stuff online. I get a lot of people coming to see my decorations just because they are different. Also, I just have to build things as I am nuts. :confused:
 

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