I know I already told this story so if I did go outside and pull some weeds or treat your athletes foot. :rolleyes:
A few years ago (maybe 15) I had to go to Manhattan for some eye muscle surgery. When I looked sideways I saw double. That wasn't good unless I was looking at a Supermodel, then I saw two of her.
If thats not PC exchange Supermodel for Angelfish, but there are many Supermodels in New York and I can't help it :rolleyes:
I had to get on the table "naked". I told the nurse, "Are you sure he is working on the right end of me?".
The nurse assured me he was.
The table was polished stainless steel and I could swear they just used it for snow shoveling because it was freezing.
Then they stick the needle into your arm and pump in the stuff that was just in the refrigerator so between the ice covered table, the frozen IV and me being naked was shivering.
One nurse came over to me and thought I was scared of the operation because I was shivering so much and said to me.
"Don't worry Honey, this operation is a snap" or something like that.
I looked around and saw about 6 other female nurses or assistants all of course wearing surgical masks and said:
SCARED! I am laying here naked as a Jaybird surrounded by 7 Gorgeous Ladies, I'm not scared, I'm ecstatic. But cold.
They all were hysterical laughing. (None of them yelled at me for calling them Ladies)
Then the Doctor came in and said : "You have him on the table backwards" which didn't give me a lot of confidence.
They turned me around and had my arm straight out with the IV stuck in it. One nurse said to me, good night.
I said, "Excuse me, when I fall asleep, isn't my arm going to fall down?
She said "Oh My, you are right", and they pulled out the thing that keeps your arm up.