A piece of string walks into a bar. The string gets sloppy drunk, throws up everywhere, and gets banned from the bar. The next night, the string wants to get back in, so he ties himself in a knot, frazzles the top of himself, then walks in. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, “Aren’t you that string that I threw outta here last night?” The string replies, “No! I’m a frayed knot!”
Last week I tripped over my bike and really hurt myself. So I moved it into another room. But the next day, forgetting I moved it, I tripped again. So I moved it into another room. The next day, again I forgot, and I tripped again and got hurt. So I moved it. The next day…well, gosh, it’s a vicious cycle!!