The Miracle Tank

iMi · Apr 28, 2021

Lowell Lemon said:
I have always suspected some people stopped reading the Bible at "be fruitful and multiply"...

If they kept on reading they would find out it was really just a dietary advice and a math problem... oh, the world would be so different today LOL

vetteguy53081 · Apr 29, 2021

There’s a new sports game that everyone has been playing. It’s called “Silent Tennis.” It’s basically just like regular tennis but without the racquet.

fishguy242 · May 1, 2021

vetteguy53081 · May 1, 2021

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
- - - An eyesaur

vetteguy53081 · May 2, 2021

I was at my Narcotics Anonymous meeting last week with the usual group of people, when all of the sudden a duck walked in. We were all shocked. “What is a duck doing here?” we murmured to one another. The duck took a seat in our circle and introduced himself. “Hello, I’m Mike and I have a quack addiction.”

fishguy242 · May 3, 2021

vetteguy53081 · May 3, 2021

Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down by cooking a Hawaiian pizza? He should have cooked it at aloha temperature…

vetteguy53081 · May 4, 2021

vetteguy53081 · May 5, 2021

I walked into a new restaurant with my wife. It’s called “Karma.” We had heard good things about the food, so we were excited to see what they had to offer. The hostess sat us, filled our water glasses, then walked away. After a few moments of sitting without a menu, my wife was confused. She stopped a nearby waiter and asked, “Excuse me, could we please have two menus?
” The waiter responded, “There aren’t any menus. You get what you deserve.”

vetteguy53081 · May 6, 2021

My boss arrived at work today in a brand new Ferrari. I approached him at his desk and said, “You have an amazing new car! It’s beautiful!” He said, “Thank you! If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for total excellence within the company, I’ll get another one next year.”