The Miracle Tank

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Two crooks were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other, “I’m scared. Is this whiskey?” The other robber replies, “Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

I’ve lost a lot of weight recently by just wearing bread on my head. It’s a new loaf hat diet I’m trying.

Alright Tony....... This one actually shot coffee, THROUGH my nasal passages...

 

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[sfin52]

 

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If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would it be okay?
Or would you have mixed fillings?

 

[fishguy242]

POST # 30,000 CAN ONLY GO HERE... :)
We all miss you Kat...;)
"RED"...

 

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[sfin52]

I saw that I almosted posted it here.

 

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A man went to a job interview. He was being interviewed for a big sales position at a pretty large company. The sales manager said to the man, “I want you to sell me this laptop.” The man put it under his arm, left the building and went home. Later that day he got a phone call from the manager: “Bring my laptop back now! You can’t steal it like that!” The man responded, “Okay. $1,000 and it’s yours.”

 

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