The Miracle Tank

vetteguy53081 · Jan 26, 2022

Eagle_Steve · Jan 26, 2022

vetteguy53081 said:

fishguy242 · Jan 26, 2022

Eagle_Steve said:

;Happy
edit, can see if quote ,but not after posted... ;Facepalm

Eagle_Steve · Jan 26, 2022

fishguy242 said:
;Happy
edit, can see if quote ,but not after posted... ;Facepalm

Guess a head banging construction worker is not family friendly?

vetteguy53081 · Jan 27, 2022

SPR1968 · Jan 27, 2022

vetteguy53081 said:

Very amusing! Lol

Fin · Jan 29, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Jan 30, 2022

Fin · Jan 30, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Jan 31, 2022

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, “Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table and then said, “Oh! That must be the door. I’ll get it!”

vetteguy53081 · Feb 1, 2022

A California winery managed to create a new type of wine by crossing Pinot Blanc with Pinot Grigio. As a side effect, it reduces the number of times people need to get up to pee during the night. It is being marketed in retirement homes around the world as Pinot More!

vetteguy53081 · Feb 2, 2022

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.”

vetteguy53081 · Feb 2, 2022

I was walking down the street today when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside me and said, “Excuse me, I’m looking for the accident site involving a truck carrying a load of cutlery.” “Oh, I saw them a way back,” I said. “Go straight down this road for one mile, then take the first left, and when you get to the fork in the road you’re there.”

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