The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do Godâs work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.

 

[Dolelo96]

Is being a house cat a job? I think I want to become one.

Amen sister!

 

[Fin]

Nice night - not!

 

[Fin]

GuessIng that is the outer bands of Beta. Haven’t seen a TV weather cast in a few days. Very windy here and we are forecasted to have 5” to 10” of rain this week.

 

[fishguy242]

GuessIng that is the outer bands of Beta. Haven’t seen a TV weather cast in a few days. Very windy here and we are forecasted to have 5” to 10” of rain this week.

wow ,back on live ,lake charles 3-5" atm ,but they don't really know till it happens, hoping for the latter,hang in there bud

 

[living_tribunal]

Ain’t nothing better than harvest time

 

[Katrina71]

Slightly used Hippie Kid for sale... I'll pay shipping!

 

[Dolelo96]

Cream soda Dr. Pepper? Very popular here.

;Woot

no,bbq sauce,licorice,prob few other things people have found ..all yuck ,i like black cherry,but blah black cherry dr pep?? yep certified weirdo..

..but your our certified weirdo

Really need a throw up emoji

Gotcha covered ;Vomit

;Vomit

Oops

Looks like me talking to my mother-in-law. Did I mention she only lives 9 minutes away

Another horse show yesterday! I did pretty good, if I do say so myself. 2 firsts, 1 second, 1 fourth and 1 fifth ;Happy

Awesome! You look very regal up there if I do say so myself

I was 21 when Jaws came out.

Don’t even want to talk to you;Facepalm;Facepalm;Facepalm

Nope still hot. Feels like 99 and it’s 8:00

This would be great, except for that pesky 75-100% humidity

This was a long one. Hi everyone!!!

 

[Katrina71]

OK, it’s official… I’m really old

No. We're VINTAGE!

 

[Dolelo96]

No. We're VINTAGE!

I like it!

 

[Dolelo96]

No. We're VINTAGE!

Except some of us are more “vintage” than others

 

[NY_Caveman]

I’ll take vintage. My kids would say antique ;Hilarious That is only because they have seen me dance.

 

[fishguy242]

i think i was 6,dad took me ,remember vividly,gateway theater in chicago,came hoe to fire dept putting out fire in our kitchen and my bedroom,mom spilled grease or cooking oil on stove ran across floor in to my room ,lot of damage but they did put out with extiguishers ,wow 1st sign of senile ,vivid memory ;Oldman

 

[living_tribunal]

Oh crap, @Why-Me is here. Everyone run.

 

[Why-Me]

Slightly used Hippie Kid for sale... I'll pay shipping!

I'll take him and teach him to make music with this first. Then put him to work.

 

[fishguy242]

@Dolelo96 have you even looked at your build lately? stop getting notifications? possible

 

[Why-Me]

Oh crap, @Why-Me is here. Everyone run.

Shhhhhh
It's harder to sneak up on unsuspecting people when you announce my presence ;Hilarious

 

[Dolelo96]

@Dolelo96 have you even looked at your build lately? stop getting notifications? possible

You had to go there...

 

[fishguy242]

You had to go there...

i did, think yesterday ,maybe this morn ;Blackeye

 

[Fin]

Yeah, our skies are the outer bands of Beta. Tired of dealing with storms. Hopefully this won’t amount to much. We don’t need more rain though. Most of the houses here have tarps on them.