Me: “What’s the Wi-Fi password?” Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”
Me: “OK, I’ll have a Coke.” Bartender: “Three dollars.”
Me: “There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?”
Bartender: “’youneedtobuyadrinkfirst.’ No spaces, all lowercase.”
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”
[Hint: Read the last two words “together.”]