There's something fishy about this build...

Fine fine here it is:

This curry recipe has been passed down through generations, and though it may seem like a simple dish to many, it's laced with secrets—much like the woman who first shared it with me. My grandmother, a woman of quiet demeanor and a steady hand, could always be trusted with a knife, whether it was chopping vegetables or slicing her favorite mystery meat. Her curry had a depth of flavor that seemed almost... suspiciously good.

She'd always say, "The right mix of spices can disarm even the most difficult of people, and the right people make the best of spices!" and while she was an excellent cook, there was always something chilling about the way she said it. But one thing was certain: when it came to her curry, you never questioned the recipe—and you never asked too many questions.

Now, as I share this dish with you, I carry both the flavors and the mystery of my grandmother's cooking, hoping you'll savor it as she would have wanted. Just be careful better to eat my grandmothers food then to be it.
This one I for some reason trust…….
 
Inspirational words or cannibals?
Online recipes with some story tied to them…….

All the recipes I grew up learning didn’t have em so I don’t trust em….
 
Online recipes with some story tied to them…….

All the recipes I grew up learning didn’t have em so I don’t trust em….
True, but I have a story about my grandma's blackberry cobbler.

My issue with them, I could care less about someone else's stories. I enjoy knowing the story behind my blackberry cobbler because it is my story.

I enjoy the story behind Sam's grandma's curry because I'm not in it.

You could care less why I love my grandma's blackberry cobbler and why it was special to me and I could care less why that disgusting dish I made last week was special to the lady that put it online for me to try.
 
True, but I have a story about my grandma's blackberry cobbler.

My issue with them, I could care less about someone else's stories. I enjoy knowing the story behind my blackberry cobbler because it is my story.

I enjoy the story behind Sam's grandma's curry because I'm not in it.

You could care less why I love my grandma's blackberry cobbler and why it was special to me and I could care less why that disgusting dish I made last week was special to the lady that put it online for me to try.
If you were in it we wouldn’t be having this conversation

I’ve found most online recipes need to be made better

So why was grandmas black berry cobbler so special
 
If you were in it we wouldn’t be having this conversation

I’ve found most online recipes need to be made better

So why was grandmas black berry cobbler so special
Because she fresh picked the blackberries from the wild blackberries growing next to the barn and usually ended up with poison ivy. That's how much she loved me.

I never asked her to pick them and make the cobbler, she just had one ready for me whenever we visited.

That and it's the best blackberry cobbler I've ever tasted!
 
If you were in it we wouldn’t be having this conversation

I’ve found most online recipes need to be made better

So why was grandmas black berry cobbler so special
I also don't trust recipes with long personal stories. Lots of text about why a certain recipe is better than most and special tips, OK, but no need to know about Tim's Grandma's Special Cobbler she gave the grandkids after dinner and they strangely went right to bed peacefully with no fuss like kids used to do back in the day...
 
I also don't trust recipes with long personal stories. Lots of text about why a certain recipe is better than most and special tips, OK, but no need to know about Tim's Grandma's Special Cobbler she gave the grandkids after dinner and they strangely went right to bed peacefully with no fuss like kids used to do back in the day...
...and then they got turned into curry?

Right?

Dang. I thought this story had a happy ending.
 
Fine fine here it is:

This curry recipe has been passed down through generations, and though it may seem like a simple dish to many, it's laced with secrets—much like the woman who first shared it with me. My grandmother, a woman of quiet demeanor and a steady hand, could always be trusted with a knife, whether it was chopping vegetables or slicing her favorite mystery meat. Her curry had a depth of flavor that seemed almost... suspiciously good.

She'd always say, "The right mix of spices can disarm even the most difficult of people, and the right people make the best of spices!" and while she was an excellent cook, there was always something chilling about the way she said it. But one thing was certain: when it came to her curry, you never questioned the recipe—and you never asked too many questions.

Now, as I share this dish with you, I carry both the flavors and the mystery of my grandmother's cooking, hoping you'll savor it as she would have wanted. Just be careful better to eat my grandmothers food then to be it.

I see zero mention of how the recipe saved your marriage. Clearly it’s a flop
 
...and then they got turned into curry?

Right?

Dang. I thought this story had a happy ending.
It would seem that Tim was the only of the grandkids that knew to extend a dried up femur out of his cage when granny came around to check the size of their arms.
 
It would seem that Tim was the only of the grandkids that knew to extend a dried up femur out of his cage when granny came around to check the size of their arms.
Yes, but ask yourself this: from whence did Tim get his collection of femurs?

IT'S IN THE GENES!
 
Yes, but ask yourself this: from whence did Tim get his collection of femurs?

IT'S IN THE GENES!
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Yes, but ask yourself this: from whence did Tim get his collection of femurs?

IT'S IN THE GENES!
I read Sam's grandma's backstory and found the skeletons...
 
Well into the Phat Phrik Khing
So you're saying that they were "Phat Prik Khing kids"?

Dude... I'm so disappointed in you- body shaming is repugnant behavior and you should go hang your head in shame.
 
So you're saying that they were "Phat Prik Khing kids"?

Dude... I'm so disappointed in you- body shaming is repugnant behavior and you should go hang your head in shame.
If he were ashamed would he have anointed himself the Phat Phrik Khing? I think not
 

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