Urgh seriously.
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Sarah24!
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This why my friends people should not have pillow fights unless they are brand new, light and fluffy. If not you may end up in the er with a black eye or, head trauma. Yeah try explaining that one to us lol. Yeah doctor, she was mad at me for not doing the dishes, and she threw her pillow at me. It knocked me down the stairs, my head hurts, my neck hurts, I have two black eyes, this huge bump on my forehead, and massive headache. My response hmm does she sleep on a brick, or a slab of 2x4(s) ? (Probably the worst run on sentence in my life, oh well). A pillow weighs 26 pounds that’s 25% of me,
We should add, broken neck, concussion, fractured jaw, broken nose, a few charges of domestic battery or assault oh yeah. Lol
So as you can see buy new pillows every six months
This why my friends people should not have pillow fights unless they are brand new, light and fluffy. If not you may end up in the er with a black eye or, head trauma. Yeah try explaining that one to us lol. Yeah doctor, she was mad at me for not doing the dishes, and she threw her pillow at me. It knocked me down the stairs, my head hurts, my neck hurts, I have two black eyes, this huge bump on my forehead, and massive headache. My response hmm does she sleep on a brick, or a slab of 2x4(s) ? (Probably the worst run on sentence in my life, oh well). A pillow weighs 26 pounds that’s 25% of me,
We should add, broken neck, concussion, fractured jaw, broken nose, a few charges of domestic battery or assault oh yeah. Lol
So as you can see buy new pillows every six months
Maybe a Lineman crew ??
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Erica-Renee
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See what happens unsupervised with whiskey?
Strawberries are only Strawberries when you like strawberries. Any other time they might be blue berries .
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Maybe that is why I don't drink - whiskey.See what happens unsupervised with whiskey?
Really hard to argue with that logic.
Same size as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Erica-Renee
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Maybe that is why I don't drink - whiskey.
Really hard to argue with that logic.
Same size as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
I do not know this person , and besides asking a Lady for her size is a BIG No no.. .. So again Dre.... OHH Well nevermind .. I will
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I didn't mean to imply that I am fat, i am just kinda doughy in the middle.
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