Urgh seriously.

Hello,

This why my friends people should not have pillow fights unless they are brand new, light and fluffy. If not you may end up in the er with a black eye or, head trauma. Yeah try explaining that one to us lol. Yeah doctor, she was mad at me for not doing the dishes, and she threw her pillow at me. It knocked me down the stairs, my head hurts, my neck hurts, I have two black eyes, this huge bump on my forehead, and massive headache. My response hmm does she sleep on a brick, or a slab of 2x4(s) ? (Probably the worst run on sentence in my life, oh well). A pillow weighs 26 pounds that’s 25% of me,
We should add, broken neck, concussion, fractured jaw, broken nose, a few charges of domestic battery or assault oh yeah. Lol

So as you can see buy new pillows every six months :)
 
I'll have whatever she just ordered! Lol
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Maybe that is why I don't drink - whiskey. :)


Really hard to argue with that logic.


Same size as the Pillsbury Doughboy. :)

I do not know this person , and besides asking a Lady for her size is a BIG No no.. .. So again Dre.... OHH Well nevermind .. I will
 

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