Vodka Dosing

Not so much that Ya end up face down in your tank ! LOl
When I hear about people dosing vodka, I think I'd rather dose myself then I don't feel so bad over how lousy my tank looks !
Ok seriously now, I find about 10 miniatures is the max with out causing issues .
 
I'm relatively new at this. How many shots do I need to drink?

It depends on what you are trying to accomplish - do you have a personal nitrate issue? :eek:
 
It depends on what you are trying to accomplish - do you have a personal nitrate issue? :eek:
I can assemble a vodka gimlet relatively quickly. Vodka is extremely low carb -- so if I keep my carbs low, it will help my aquarium stay stable? Because of my personal health??
 
I can assemble a vodka gimlet relatively quickly. Vodka is extremely low carb -- so if I keep my carbs low, it will help my aquarium stay stable? Because of my personal health??
Happy reefer = happy tank :) I have a small snort of vodka with my fish every day. I stop when they swim funny
 
I can assemble a vodka gimlet relatively quickly. Vodka is extremely low carb -- so if I keep my carbs low, it will help my aquarium stay stable? Because of my personal health??

It is low carb as long as you stay away from the syrup in the gimlet! I know that there is a chart for vodka dosing your tank, but I haven't seen a chart for your own personal vodka dosing. Although with your strong graphic skills I'm sure that you can come up with something!
 
It depends on what you are trying to accomplish - do you have a personal nitrate issue? :eek:

Are you kidding . Probably the single most funniest hilarious wacky post. I’m going to be laughing in bed and my wife is going to look at me like I’m crazy ( more than normal)

I found there are multiple dosing methods. Vodka is one. Chardonnay also good. Just last night dosed pina coloda for calcium
 
Are you kidding . Probably the single most funniest hilarious wacky post. I’m going to be laughing in bed and my wife is going to look at me like I’m crazy ( more than normal)

I found there are multiple dosing methods. Vodka is one. Chardonnay also good. Just last night dosed pina coloda for calcium

Still laughing....



:p;Smuggrin:);Joyful
 
Are you kidding . Probably the single most funniest hilarious wacky post. I’m going to be laughing in bed and my wife is going to look at me like I’m crazy ( more than normal)

I found there are multiple dosing methods. Vodka is one. Chardonnay also good. Just last night dosed pina coloda for calcium

I'm glad to see that you are getting all of your trace elements!
 
What's important is that you have to use the good stuff. I originally started with Traveler's vodka for 12.99 for 1.75 liters, but switched to the good vodka. I know it's good because it says so right on the label....

Garys Good Vodka.jpg
 
What's important is that you have to use the good stuff. I originally started with Traveler's vodka for 12.99 for 1.75 liters, but switched to the good vodka. I know it's good because it says so right on the label....

Garys Good Vodka.jpg
Good as in "fine quality" or good as in "virtuous". Because to be honest, I'd rather have a fine quality vodka vs one that keeps my morality in check.
 

HOW MUCH DOES A FISH’S FEEDING REQUIREMENTS AFFECT YOUR STOCKING DECISIONS?

  • A lot! - I avoid fish that require frequent or specialized feeding

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Quite a bit, but an automatic feeder can change my answer

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • It depends on whether my nutrient export can handle it

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • It depends on how badly I want the fish

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • Not much. I’m willing to adjust my routine

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • Not at all. Feeding demands don’t limit my stocking choices

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • I usually learn about the demanding feeding schedule after buying the fish!

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • I haven’t really considered this before

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • Something else (see my comments in the thread)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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