What’s the dumbest fish name?

[Miami Reef]

What fish name makes you think, “Why in the world did they name it that?!”

 

[Formulator]

I have a royal gramma named Fred. No idea why. Just popped into my head for some reason :face-with-tears-of-joy:

I’ve also had some clever names I’m quite proud of :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes: - a longhorn cowfish named Bullwinkle, Toby the goby, and Spike the fire dartfish, and [Bob] Marley the mandarin.

 

[jabberwock]

Clown Fish.

 

[Olefreebe]

I got "hip-hop" the hippo tang

 

[Slocke]

What fish name makes you think, “Why in the world did they name it that?!”

You didn’t call me?

Slippery dick wrasse
Puddingwife wrasse
Green and yellow coris wrasse
Bird wrasse (speculum wrasse is more accurate)
Foxface (that’s a badgers face…)

 

[Formulator]

You didn’t call me?

Slippery dick wrasse
Puddingwife wrasse
Green and yellow coris wrasse
Bird wrasse (speculum wrasse is more accurate)
Foxface (that’s a badgers face…)

True story - I literally laughed out loud and almost lost my coffee. My wife on the couch next to me watching olympics thinks I’ve lost my marbles.

 

[Solo McReefer]

I've had several damsels all with the same name

 

[Miami Reef]

You didn’t call me?

Slippery dick wrasse
Puddingwife wrasse
Green and yellow coris wrasse
Bird wrasse (speculum wrasse is more accurate)
Foxface (that’s a badgers face…)

Is there really a wrasse called “Slippery Dick?”

Please tell me you’re kidding. I’m actually laughing.

Update:

Oh no!! It’s real. :rolling-on-the-floor-laughing:

Edited post to prevent getting the whoopin. Lol

 

[ScottJ]

Oh, this is going downhill fast.

 

[Mschmidt]

Ay I present to you Dumb Dumb, the aiptasia "eating" filefish.

 

[Reginald Reefer III]

I have a Clown Goby named "Bozo". Fits him perfect though.

 

[Reefering1]

Following

 

[crazyfishmom]

Angelfish… a lot of them are mean little suckers.

 

[Mschmidt]

Angelfish… a lot of them are mean little suckers.

Soooo [fallen] angelfish?

 

[stE26wy14]

jack black for a black clown
Krusty the clown

 

[Reef Cloverson]

What fish name makes you think, “Why in the world did they name it that?!”

What fish name makes you think, “Why in the world did they name it that?

Slippery dick wrasse first one to come to mind

 

[Reefering1]

Slippery dick wrasse first one to come to mind

That's the one to beat

 

[NanoNana]

That's the one to beat

Fo sho. On a side note, while it is not a market name for a fish, my 2 year old grandson named the royal gramma “blue”. It is decidedly not a blue fish.

 

[vlangel]

I have 2 masked gobies whose names are Lone Ranger and Zorro. The thing is, I can't tell them apart! LOL

 

[KrisReef]

What fish name makes you think, “Why in the world did they name it that?!”

The sergeant major or píntano (Abudefduf saxatilis)
is a species of damselfish.
It grows to a maximum length of about 22.9 centimetres (9.016 in).

Abudefduf? I can't shake that stupid name since I first heard it in Ichthyology.