What are some of your favorite golf sayings?

[sirevans reef]

So I like to go out and play some golf from time to time and just wondered what strange and or funny things you say or hear on the course? My personal favorite is.... My aim may have been a little off, but at least my speed was poor.

A golfer is some one who yells four
gets five and puts down three...:nono:

I saw this on a church sign when I was like ten or so and it has always made me laugh a bit.

So what are some of your favorites?

 

[sexycorals]

I played with an old gentlemen a year ago and every time he would leave putt short.. He would yell at himself "hit it like you got a pair William"

 

[sirevans reef]

When I first started playing my uncle would tell me if I did not drive it past the lady's tee's I had to play the rest of the round with my pants down!
Hit the ball Alice!!

 

[sirevans reef]

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

 

[dougers31]

"We're playing with 6 mulligans right...." " That first one was a practice swing"

 

[sirevans reef]

I take lots of practice swigs!:rant:

 

[Mr E Wrasse]

Drive for show, put for dough! (though i'm a disc golfer)

 

[bella127]

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

 

[Dashiki]

"your honor, your Honor."

"are you to good for you home?"

Don't bring soccer to a man's game.

 

[reefkoi]

golf is a 4 letter word

 

[kuyatwo]

When they shout "get in the hole"


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[Loki]

Happy Gilmore.... The whole movie. I don't golf so this is all I have

 

[FishLipz]

I tried golf once and all my sayings were inappropriate for this family friendly environment

 

[Lee's Fragtacular Corals]

When you hit into the sand:
"Dang it, I didn't bring my bathing suit! I didn't know I was going to the beach!"