what's the best thing I can buy for dirt cheap?

[ZoWhat]

I want to buy all these things and want the absolute best. Not good, or better, the

B E S T

But I don't want to spend hardly any money.

Spending money costs money that I don't have.

How do get the absolute best for dirt cheap? Like on a Paperboy Route's paycheck....

Because I want to have an 8ft custom tank full of Acros and Torches and Bounce Mushrooms and Chalices and Achilles Tangs and use Tropic Marin salt and have a mixture of Neptune SKY light and Orphek and Kessil lights.... and an Apex with every bell and whistle with auto feeders and ATOs and Vortechs and CO2 Scrubbers and a 4ft tall skimmer

..... all all all of it. I WANT IT ALL.

But my budget is like $200.

I know I can do it, you guys know the secrets on getting my dream tank for $200.... well more like $175 would be better.

Plz tell me all the trade secrets


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[PeterC99]

You get what you pay for!

 

[ZoWhat]

You get what you pay for!

No. I want it all....but for cheap. For practically nothing....

You don't understand

 

[PeterC99]

No. I want it all....but for cheap. For practically nothing....

You don't understand

So does everyone else.

 

[ZoWhat]

So does everyone else.

This post is about ME. I'm the one who needs a 8ft reef for cheap. Concentrate ppl

 

[PeterC99]

You are missing the point - everybody wants something for nothing...

 

[ZoWhat]

You are missing the point - everybody wants something for nothing...

You're missing the point
Google "satire"

 

[PeterC99]

You're missing the point

Google "satire"

Satire to social commentary?

 

[ZoWhat]

Satire to social commentary?

You made me "get out of character" for my satirical rant

 

[PeterC99]

Zoa what you never seem out of character!

 

[Sleeping Giant]

 

[Sleeping Giant]

 

[Svaillan]

A Ski mask and U-Haul rental would probably be about $175

 

[ZoWhat]

A Ski mask and U-Haul rental would probably be about $175

Now we're talking. Mondays are pretty slow at LFSs

 

[sp1187]

 

[PeterC99]

Ah, now I see, using the alternative ways to enhance a reef!

 

[ZoWhat]

Good idea.

Join a Local Reef Club and systemically go around to everyone's houses to steal their stuff while they're at work

Note to self: dont host a club meeting at my house. Stay quiet and fly under the radar


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[PeterC99]

Good idea. Join a Local Reef Club and systemically go around to everyone's houses to steal their stuff while they're at work

Note to self: dont host a club meeting at my house


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Too late, we know where you live.

 

[F i s h y]

I have a picture of an 8ft tank with all the details you are looking for... its for sale. $190 bucks. You can buy a coffee with the other 10...

 

[ZoWhat]

Yes. I am a noobie.

I am too lazy to research
and read before posting
a question.

Yes. Me and my manly beard
want Instant Answers