what's the best thing I can buy for dirt cheap?

[Svaillan]

Yes. I am a noobie.
I don't know jack and
too lazy to research and read
before posting a question.

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Someone help me, I'm being attacked.

 

[TheDragonsReef]

I want to buy all these things and want the absolute best. Not good, or better, the

B E S T

But I don't want to spend hardly any money.

Spending money costs money that I don't have.

How do get the absolute best for dirt cheap? Like on a Paperboy Route's paycheck....

Because I want to have an 8ft custom tank full of Acros and Torches and Bounce Mushrooms and Chalices and Achilles Tangs and use Tropic Marin salt and have a mixture of Neptune SKY light and Orphek and Kessil lights.... and an Apex with every bell and whistle with auto feeders and ATOs and Vortechs and CO2 Scrubbers and a 4ft tall skimmer

..... all all all of it. I WANT IT ALL.

But my budget is like $200.

I know I can do it, you guys know the secrets on getting my dream tank for $200.... well more like $175 would be better.

Plz tell me all the trade secrets


.

Well scratch the custom part off the aquarium and get like an aqueon 6ft 265 instead of a custom 8ft and youll save like 2-3k right there.

For the coral just constantly hunt for local deals on the marketplace here. And do the same for the equipment just get used.


Edited: completely missed the joke cause im so used to posts like these being serious lol

 

[Marco Vasquez]

I want to buy all these things and want the absolute best. Not good, or better, the

B E S T

But I don't want to spend hardly any money.

Spending money costs money that I don't have.

How do get the absolute best for dirt cheap? Like on a Paperboy Route's paycheck....

Because I want to have an 8ft custom tank full of Acros and Torches and Bounce Mushrooms and Chalices and Achilles Tangs and use Tropic Marin salt and have a mixture of Neptune SKY light and Orphek and Kessil lights.... and an Apex with every bell and whistle with auto feeders and ATOs and Vortechs and CO2 Scrubbers and a 4ft tall skimmer

..... all all all of it. I WANT IT ALL.

But my budget is like $200.

I know I can do it, you guys know the secrets on getting my dream tank for $200.... well more like $175 would be better.

Plz tell me all the trade secrets


.

I’ve spent more than that on salt for my biocube.

I want to buy all these things and want the absolute best. Not good, or better, the

B E S T

But I don't want to spend hardly any money.

Spending money costs money that I don't have.

How do get the absolute best for dirt cheap? Like on a Paperboy Route's paycheck....

Because I want to have an 8ft custom tank full of Acros and Torches and Bounce Mushrooms and Chalices and Achilles Tangs and use Tropic Marin salt and have a mixture of Neptune SKY light and Orphek and Kessil lights.... and an Apex with every bell and whistle with auto feeders and ATOs and Vortechs and CO2 Scrubbers and a 4ft tall skimmer

..... all all all of it. I WANT IT ALL.

But my budget is like $200.

I know I can do it, you guys know the secrets on getting my dream tank for $200.... well more like $175 would be better.

Plz tell me all the trade secrets


.

Where are the other zeros?

 

[ZoWhat]

Edited: completely missed the joke cause im so used to posts like these being serious lol

 

[jriojas]

A Ski mask and U-Haul rental would probably be about $175

Yo let me in on this haha. Want a Apex so bad!!

 

[FishyFishFish]

I want to buy all these things and want the absolute best. Not good, or better, the

B E S T

But I don't want to spend hardly any money.

Spending money costs money that I don't have.

How do get the absolute best for dirt cheap? Like on a Paperboy Route's paycheck....

Because I want to have an 8ft custom tank full of Acros and Torches and Bounce Mushrooms and Chalices and Achilles Tangs and use Tropic Marin salt and have a mixture of Neptune SKY light and Orphek and Kessil lights.... and an Apex with every bell and whistle with auto feeders and ATOs and Vortechs and CO2 Scrubbers and a 4ft tall skimmer

..... all all all of it. I WANT IT ALL.

But my budget is like $200.

I know I can do it, you guys know the secrets on getting my dream tank for $200.... well more like $175 would be better.

Plz tell me all the trade secrets


.

You could have got that all for $150 last week.

However, this week they have renamed the 8ft custom tank you were looking at 'The Holy Grail 8ft custom tank', and edited the photos of it using photoshop, and this week it is $8000. Everyone is now fighting over it!

 

[Frostblitz20]

try facebook market place for a cheap tank. found a 100 gallon for 50$ came with all the add ons.

 

[G Santana]

Sitting here watching my Mets slowly implode, this thread made me laugh!!!
Cheers!!!

 

[Doctorgori]

I hear dirty deeds can be done dirt cheap but that guy drank himself to death…

 

[PeterC99]

Sitting here watching my Mets slowly implode, this thread made me laugh!!!
Cheers!!!

Whoa? Are you a New Yorker too? I thought I was the only Met fan?

 

[G Santana]

Whoa? Are you a New Yorker too? I thought I was the only Met fan?

Been a Met fan for a LONNNNNG time.
Old enough to have seen them win in 69 lol

 

[PeterC99]

Been a Met fan for a LONNNNNG time.
Old enough to have seen them win in 69 lol

Road trip not looking good...

 

[Amato_WCReef]

Spend money to protect your investment. If your going to spend money, might as well ensure it’s not a complete waste. This hobby is $$$$$, but if your going to throw money at it, at least try to make the dolled last longer.

 

[G Santana]

I didn't think we would win it all this year but I didn't think they would implode after the allstar break!!!

 

[PeterC99]

I didn't think we would win it all this year but I didn't think they would implode after the allstar break!!!

Heartbreaking season...

 

[Biglew11]

Could try the lotto. All it takes is a dollar and a dream. For 200 in lotto tickets you might get something, (gambling addiction)

 

[SPS2020]

I remember a story some years back about a guy who started with a paper clip to trade and he kept trading items upward in value and finally wound up with a house. After googling, I see that I do recollect correctly...

One red paperclip - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

So, Zoa...do you have a red paper clip? Your quandary has been solved.

 

[snorklr]

no no no....its a neon vermillion kryptonite zombie apocalypse timothy leary nightmare paper clip

 

[btackerman]

Go to your local aquarium and do a post that this is your custom build, fudge the numbers a little bit only those closer to you will know you are a liar.

 

[PeterC99]

Lotto, marry rich, or come up with the next big software idea. Many possibilities!