Amoo's Dream Pasture

[Katrina71]

OH. I thought it was like a shock collar. And before you say PetSafe doesn't sound like the right name for a shock collar company -- classic misdirection.

They do make those. Lol.

 

[Amoo]

Alright as promised, welcoming committee

If you're getting welcomed a second time, deal with it. If I forgot you, twas not on purpose. Murphy has kept be busy even though @Maritimer is supposed to be keep an eye on that guy.

@Fin you didn't get officially welcomed since you asked such a silly question like will there be beer. Welcome.
@TherealplexiG Hello, innnnnnfiiiiidellll
@Fudsey everybody is always invited, but this is definitely where all the cool kids are now
@Chrisfish welcome to the madhouse. Your options for cooking are the stove, grill or firepit. There's plenty of pecan if you feel froggy.
@mta_morrow I know you're going to officially be on break for a while, but we'll be here clowning around when you get back. Get it CLOWNING, your avata.....nevermind.
@Crabs Mcjones I'm still not sure about you. You only showed up when the alcohol bottle came out, but I guess you can stay for a while.
@blackizzz thank you and welcome. I should be updating the equipment list on the front page here soon since I have everything BUT the tank at the moment....
@Janci the skimmer cup thing seemed like a really good idea until it wasn't. Oh well. Welcome.
@ReefInskeep can't remember if you've been welcomed ot not, but you're getting another one. Guineas are by far the dumbest animal I have ever been around, but they are hilarious. If Ruuskis two friends were still with us, I'm sure he'd be much more like a regular guinea and shy and running around eating bugs all day. Instead he craps on my backporch and stalks the back window. Oh well he's fun.
@fabutahoun everybody is welcome, if we allow Brits like @najer I don't see why we can't have Jordanians as well.
@Radman73 I've been looking for what I felt were the perfect dimensions for years. After a lot of back and forth, I'm pretty sure this is it. 48" makes for cheaper lighting options then 60", still solid deapth but not too much that it makes LEDs a hassle and at 20" high I should still get a lagoon like effect.
@Dirtrider225 Thanks, it's been a labor of love and I'll be glad to be done with it...soon. A little more backsplash and some caulking and it's officially done. Welcome.

Dang I was WAAAAY behind. Oh well.

 

[Rakie]

You gotta replace the cow with the Guinea dodo. He's your new mascot IMO.

 

[najer]

Token English person wants the tank here now!

 

[Crabs McJones]

Alright as promised, welcoming committee

If you're getting welcomed a second time, deal with it. If I forgot you, twas not on purpose. Murphy has kept be busy even though @Maritimer is supposed to be keep an eye on that guy.

@Fin you didn't get officially welcomed since you asked such a silly question like will there be beer. Welcome.
@TherealplexiG Hello, innnnnnfiiiiidellll
@Fudsey everybody is always invited, but this is definitely where all the cool kids are now
@Chrisfish welcome to the madhouse. Your options for cooking are the stove, grill or firepit. There's plenty of pecan if you feel froggy.
@mta_morrow I know you're going to officially be on break for a while, but we'll be here clowning around when you get back. Get it CLOWNING, your avata.....nevermind.
@Crabs Mcjones I'm still not sure about you. You only showed up when the alcohol bottle came out, but I guess you can stay for a while.
@blackizzz thank you and welcome. I should be updating the equipment list on the front page here soon since I have everything BUT the tank at the moment....
@Janci the skimmer cup thing seemed like a really good idea until it wasn't. Oh well. Welcome.
@ReefInskeep can't remember if you've been welcomed ot not, but you're getting another one. Guineas are by far the dumbest animal I have ever been around, but they are hilarious. If Ruuskis two friends were still with us, I'm sure he'd be much more like a regular guinea and shy and running around eating bugs all day. Instead he craps on my backporch and stalks the back window. Oh well he's fun.
@fabutahoun everybody is welcome, if we allow Brits like @najer I don't see why we can't have Jordanians as well.
@Radman73 I've been looking for what I felt were the perfect dimensions for years. After a lot of back and forth, I'm pretty sure this is it. 48" makes for cheaper lighting options then 60", still solid deapth but not too much that it makes LEDs a hassle and at 20" high I should still get a lagoon like effect.
@Dirtrider225 Thanks, it's been a labor of love and I'll be glad to be done with it...soon. A little more backsplash and some caulking and it's officially done. Welcome.

Dang I was WAAAAY behind. Oh well.

HA! By the way I'm running a little low on brandy, you got any?

 

[Amoo]

No commentary necessary on this one.

 

[Rakie]

seems pretty smart, he knows foxes cant fly

 

[Katrina71]

He needs a doggy door and a roost above the fridge.

 

[Amoo]

Yep, they literally can not see in the dark at all, so he perches on the back porch where he gets some residual lights from what we leave on in the kitchen, plus the back door has 2 motion lights the bugs will set off at random times at night.

 

[Amoo]

He needs a doggy door and a roost above the fridge.

Maybe you weren't paying attention to the part where his 2 friends got into the back yard with the dogs who come inside every night

 

[Rakie]

Maybe you weren't paying attention to the part where his 2 friends got into the back yard with the dogs who come inside every night

They sacrificed themselves to teach rUUSKI that not all animals are frens. Now he sleeps in the skybox to live and follow the mailman around another day.

 

[Amoo]

Besides the obvious physical dangers we're probably going to have to pressure wash the back porch every 2 weeks now that he hangs out there. Birds are nasty, no way around it.

 

[Katrina71]

Maybe you weren't paying attention to the part where his 2 friends got into the back yard with the dogs who come inside every night

Didn't know the dogs came in. Ok.

 

[Katrina71]

And I just did my toenails...wanna see?;Nailbiting

 

[Rakie]

My brothers parrot is trained to crap on command. Well... sorta. Just take a natural habit and reward them for it. Only took a week to figure out when we took the parrot downstairs he gives birth to a chocolate baby half his size... I swear he holds it all day for that moment.. Anyways, we just walk him to the trash can and he poops there, then we reward him. Now he knows his litter box is the kitchen trashcan

 

[Amoo]

My brothers parrot is trained to crap on command. Well... sorta. Just take a natural habit and reward them for it. Only took a week to figure out when we took the parrot downstairs he gives birth to a chocolate baby half his size... I swear he holds it all day for that moment.. Anyways, we just walk him to the trash can and he poops there, then we reward him. Now he knows his litter box is the kitchen trashcan

You're vastly under estimating the difference between survival instincts and intelligence. One of which Ruuski is severely lacking in.

 

[Katrina71]

Bless his little heart.

 

[Rakie]

You're vastly under estimating the difference between survival instincts and intelligence. One of which Ruuski is severely lacking in.

The more dumb he is the more adorable it seems. Have you ever met a slow puppy? They love hugs at least 4.3x more than regular dogs.

 

[Katrina71]

I think Ruuski needs a Halloween costume too.

 

[Rakie]

I think Ruuski needs a Halloween costume too.

A pitbull costume