Best one liners or quotes MOD MONITORED

[PhelpsTanks]

Just one of my favorite lines from my favorite movie..

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

~PhelpsTanks

 

[bct15]

Good quotes

Quote 1:
The downfall of mankind is not caused by the lack of knowledge but the illusion of.

Law of life (quote 2)
There is two rules in life:
1) Brandon is always right
2) If Brandon is ever wrong, see rule number 1
'me to anyone in need of understanding life'

 

[secretreefer]

lol. thanks guys keep em coming,

"do it today because tomorrow may never come"

 

[nixer]

life is alot like the ocean. some days your the shark other days your the sardine.

only a fool believes something is fool proof

 

[nixer]

Just one of my favorite lines from my favorite movie..

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

~PhelpsTanks

lol i cant quote my favorite movie oh perhaps a partial quote.

gotta love pulp fiction lol

 

[akabryanhall]

Man who falls asleep with itchy but wakes up with stinky finger

 

[akabryanhall]

Also see my signature;)

 

[secretreefer]

keep your head up, if you drop it too much you might drown in your own sorrows.....

 

[SSA]

always in moderation

I've heard it a little differently:

The only thing we should practice in excess is moderation.

You're like school on a holiday... no class.

 

[phil519]

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

 

[CJO]

You're like school on a holiday... no class.

Something similar- You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

CJ

 

[akabryanhall]

Temptation resisted is the true measure of character.-Papillon

 

[secretreefer]

of course:
"do onto others as you would have others do unto you"

 

[Troylee]

If it ain't broke don't fix it... I have a real problem with that quote haha...

 

[Rayzback]

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

 

[SD Actuary]

Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often

~Mark Twain

 

[Skipper@NAR]

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." -Bill Cosby


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[Curtie44]

"My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features".

 

[Troylee]

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

 

[secretreefer]

insanity- doing the same thing over and over expecting different results...