Best one liners or quotes MOD MONITORED

[akabryanhall]

Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk.
A butcher who backs into a meat grinder gets a little behind in his orders.

 

[Emoney]

Its not your fault, but it is your problem!

 

[schminksbro]

"I would never be a member of a club that would have me as a member" Groucho Marks

 

[steve&mari]

You can understand life by looking backward but can only live life by looking forward

Big Steve

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[Nuocmam]

"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything."

 

[Troylee]

In god we trust, all others pay cash! :sure:

 

[secretreefer]

"no cash, no service"

 

[110reef]

Man who gets caught in glass grinder makes spectacle of himself.

 

[secretreefer]

insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

 

[KLR]

Lol^-Btw I cleared my inbox, secretreefer

 

[secretreefer]

Let’s be as we once were: friends. Let’s not pass to future generations the grievances, the anger of our time’? Let’s remove any hidden wedges that can do nothing but destroy.”

 

[trplxj]

hours of hard work can save minutes of planning.

 

[Russellaqua]

It has always been easier to destroy than to create.

 

[secretreefer]

the person with the loudest mouth has the smallest brain......

 

[Zoanthkid]

"If you don't have the time or the money to do something right the first time, where are you going to find the money and the time to do it over again?".. something my grandpa has said to me a million times and I got to say it to him the other day and felt like a king:-) lol.

 

[Paul_N]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[Chompers]

He's dead Jim.

 

[secretreefer]

"it’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

 

[ToXIc]

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[Onedesign1]

0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Blu... MR. BLUTARSKY!... ZERO POINT ZERO.........