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I thought you’re supposed to sacrifice lambs because goats are such dirty animals. That’s probably why it hasn’t been working ;HilariousI take small, finely dressed up goats (so you know, flower wreath on head that they start to eat, gold flaked nail polish on their hoofs, etc.), take them down to the beach, let them play in the surf for a bit.....
... THEN SACRIFICE THEM IN THE NAME OF POSEIDON SO HE MIGHT USE HIS POWERS OVER THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT TO MAKE MY CORALS COLORFUL AND HUGE!!!!
...only works about 45% of the time. Poseidon can be very picky about his goats.