This was forwarded to me, thought I would share,--:bigsmile:
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD=20
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown=
=C2 Savannah =C2 night before last..=20
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E..S.T.=20
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry=
jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the=
knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for=
my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come=
across this rather important message.=20
First, I'd like to apologize for your emba=
rrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew=
my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and=
I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me=
that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked=
up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that=
it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!=
=20
I know it probably wasn't fun walking bac=
k to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm su=
re it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes=
, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or runn=
ing to your buddies to come help mug us again]..=20
After I called your mother or "Momma"=
as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of wha=
t you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of fo=
ur other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with=
the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!=20
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outsid=
e Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made=
his day!]=20
I then threw your wallet into the big pin=
k "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshi=
eld and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.=20
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numb=
ers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I=
only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with=
that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA'=
s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possib=
le target.=20
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we=
had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).=20
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for=
not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more app=
ropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try=
to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can=
only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reco=
nsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next=
time you might not be so lucky..Have a good day!=20
Thoughtfully yours,=20
Alex=20
=20
=20
I probably don't have to ask you to forwar=
d this one..=20
AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD=20
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown=
=C2 Savannah =C2 night before last..=20
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E..S.T.=20
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry=
jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the=
knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for=
my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come=
across this rather important message.=20
First, I'd like to apologize for your emba=
rrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew=
my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and=
I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me=
that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked=
up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that=
it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!=
=20
I know it probably wasn't fun walking bac=
k to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm su=
re it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes=
, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or runn=
ing to your buddies to come help mug us again]..=20
After I called your mother or "Momma"=
as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of wha=
t you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of fo=
ur other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with=
the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!=20
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outsid=
e Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made=
his day!]=20
I then threw your wallet into the big pin=
k "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshi=
eld and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.=20
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numb=
ers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I=
only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with=
that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA'=
s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possib=
le target.=20
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we=
had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).=20
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for=
not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more app=
ropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try=
to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can=
only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reco=
nsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next=
time you might not be so lucky..Have a good day!=20
Thoughtfully yours,=20
Alex=20
=20
=20
I probably don't have to ask you to forwar=
d this one..=20
