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Good Morning. 20 degrees here on Long Island.
I had to take my wife for a blood test this morning and while she was waiting she asked me to go across the street to the drug store to get tooth paste.
I walked into Walgreens, headed straight for the tooth paste and without stopping or slowing down in one fell swoop I had the toothpaste in my left hand and my money in my right hand and went to the cashier who saw me come in.
She just looked at me for a while and said:
"I love the way men shop. You come in, know exactly what you want, pick it up without looking at anything else and your done and out".
I explained to her that if my wife came in for tooth paste "yesterday" she would still be here buying almost everything in the store because she just "has" to get a birthday card for so and so, she really needs peroxide, Q Tips, band aids, cotton balls etc. and would come home to realize that she forgot the tooth paste and send me back for it.
The woman laughed and said she knew it was true. Then I explained to her my idea of how a mans store would work, and she agreed with me. :)
I had to take my wife for a blood test this morning and while she was waiting she asked me to go across the street to the drug store to get tooth paste.
I walked into Walgreens, headed straight for the tooth paste and without stopping or slowing down in one fell swoop I had the toothpaste in my left hand and my money in my right hand and went to the cashier who saw me come in.
She just looked at me for a while and said:
"I love the way men shop. You come in, know exactly what you want, pick it up without looking at anything else and your done and out".
I explained to her that if my wife came in for tooth paste "yesterday" she would still be here buying almost everything in the store because she just "has" to get a birthday card for so and so, she really needs peroxide, Q Tips, band aids, cotton balls etc. and would come home to realize that she forgot the tooth paste and send me back for it.
The woman laughed and said she knew it was true. Then I explained to her my idea of how a mans store would work, and she agreed with me. :)

