It's a beautiful, foggy morning. As I walk I can just barely make out a large deer walking across the street. She didn't notice me at first.
I kept walking and now the fog is getting thicker. She sees me but doesn't move. She probably doesn't know that I have excellent vision. I have 20/20-"AL" vision. That means my sight is so good that after a couple of cups of coffee, I can see through aluminum. (under an inch thick with no paint on it)
As I neared her she didn't move. As a matter of fact I think she started walking towards me. I was unarmed and normally walk softly but carry a big stick.
I kept getting closer but she was getting bolder and she started snorting at me. Either that, or she had asthma.
I stopped because I didn't know if she wanted to take me home to mate or feed me to her kids.
I like blonds but she was to wild for me so I started waving my arms and stomping my feet.
All of a sudden a Jeep whizzes past me doing about 70mph which scared both me and the deer who turned and ran. I ran the other way. :anguished-face:
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