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Good morning, it ain't Monday no more... ;) :)
 
At a couple’s counseling session, the therapist said that couples these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don’t know what their wife’s favorite flower is. The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”
 
I am married fifty years and I have no idea what my wife's favorite flower is. I guess I will ask her.

But I do know what her favorite food is. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:
 
The other day my wife screamed at me "you havent listened to a word ive said!"
I thought to myself, what a weird way to start a conversation
 
married same woman 40 yrs this fall ,"and you want me to change now"... :rolleyes: :rolling-on-the-floor-laughing:
good luck w that...
n good morning ...:)
 
A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”
 
A cop stopped a man for speeding. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”
Cop pulled me over the other day, walked up to my window and said "papers"
So I yelled "Scissors, I win!" And drove off
 

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